Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend gets lunch every day at Burger King. I confronted him, and he broke up with me. Apparently, he only pretended to be vegan like me to get in my pants, and now the jig is up he dumped me so he can return to having meat at all three meals of the day. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he would leave me if I didn't seek help for my eating disorder. The eating disorder in question? Vegetarianism. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the sauce he made for our dinner that was meat-based, trying to show me how nice meat is and stop me being a weirdo vegan. The reason I’m vegan is because my digestive system can’t handle animal protein. I’m writing this from the bathroom, vomiting myself to death. FML
Today, I fed my husband a vegan beef burger so I could show him that it tastes exactly the same when he didn’t notice. He noticed on the first bite and spat it across the kitchen because he thought the meat had expired before I cooked it, and tasted disgusting. FML
Today, my vegan boyfriend told me that if he were forced to kill either his cat or me, he'd kill me because he "would never kill an animal." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML
Today, my boyfriend spent half his paycheck on gourmet steaks, bacon, and all sorts of other meat. When I reminded him we were trying to go meatless to help the planet, he said, "Yeah, I'm done with that. The planet can burn." We'd only been vegan three days. FML
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Top comments
Shartie 16
Maybe you should meat a better boyfriend?
AlwaysWatching 27
Put something horrible in his food. Or feed him Spam.
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Comments (216)
worldclassrager 41
Well back on your diet now that you know
Edumcg 24
There are a bunch of meat imitation products, you can actually don't tell if it's real meat or not. That would be a way.
Edumcg 24
I could tell if I was eating meat or not. Dump him, if he does not respect your life decisions what will he respect?
angrymexicanwee 8
Being Vegetarian does not help your body at all and its just your way of eating that makes you fat or uncomfortable with you body
Sheh_fml 25
What does being fat have to do with anything? Vegetarianism is not a diet, it is a life choice based on morals.
brand125 17
77 - no, im pretty sure its your diet...
acerredrum 23
Eh, it isn't JUST a diet. It is a life style change considering most people will stop buying leather as well, and it is often based off of morals. Becoming a vegetarian did help me diet wise though, mostly because it made me try new, healthier food options, and kept me from buying fast food since most of it is meat based or cooked in the same fry vat as meat. Cutting meat out of my life was easier for me specifically than eating it in moderation.
iwadasn 33
77, a diet is anything that restricts what you eat. Vegetarianism restricts what you eat, so it is a diet.
Headcrab 29
He's an asshole. I don't agree with vegetarianism but if my gf was one, I'd never do this.
mercury83 3
I am a vegetarian and would find that terribly offensive. you could always cut off his dick and call it even.
iwadasn 33
Way to counteract that stereotype about vegetarians being crazy...
kiss_1214 17
How did he "secretly" feed you meat?
Ewelty3 19
You should MEAT someone new.
lmbachman 23
Well it hasn't killed you... And your boyfriend is hilarious.
brand125 17
it wouldnt kill you if i slipped cockroach legs in your food, either
Logic_101 1
It could be retaliation for all the preaching and faux moral superiority vegans and vegetarians often exhibit. Maybe you should consider why he did it and adjust your behavior.