Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend gets lunch every day at Burger King. I confronted him, and he broke up with me. Apparently, he only pretended to be vegan like me to get in my pants, and now the jig is up he dumped me so he can return to having meat at all three meals of the day. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he would leave me if I didn't seek help for my eating disorder. The eating disorder in question? Vegetarianism. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the sauce he made for our dinner that was meat-based, trying to show me how nice meat is and stop me being a weirdo vegan. The reason I’m vegan is because my digestive system can’t handle animal protein. I’m writing this from the bathroom, vomiting myself to death. FML
Today, I fed my husband a vegan beef burger so I could show him that it tastes exactly the same when he didn’t notice. He noticed on the first bite and spat it across the kitchen because he thought the meat had expired before I cooked it, and tasted disgusting. FML
Today, my vegan boyfriend told me that if he were forced to kill either his cat or me, he'd kill me because he "would never kill an animal." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML
Today, my boyfriend spent half his paycheck on gourmet steaks, bacon, and all sorts of other meat. When I reminded him we were trying to go meatless to help the planet, he said, "Yeah, I'm done with that. The planet can burn." We'd only been vegan three days. FML
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Top comments
Shartie 16
Maybe you should meat a better boyfriend?
AlwaysWatching 27
Put something horrible in his food. Or feed him Spam.
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Comments (216)
Saraishi 25
FYL OP, he's an ass.... Honest question though: how did you not notice??
cdalton 12
You didn't notice? Hmm. Sorry but I find that hard to believe. Was it meat broth?
acerredrum 23
There are a lot of meat substitutes that have the texture of meat. If he used a lot of that and then just a little bit of ground beef I doubt OP would have ever noticed.
snippit 18
What an ass!
chrichards 2
Wow that's really disrespectful of your boyfriend. I would leave him if I were in your shoes.
andro6657 10
So he's now an ex boyfriend, right? I never knew why people would do this, I mean, if someone doesn't eat meat but you do then it's more meat for you. Duh
Lsbnlocs 6
Your boyfriends an
lzmo 20
Well, it's a little funny
Levvy 22
Covertly undermining someone else's personal choices is HILARIOUS - as long as they're not choices you agree with. If this had been about some belief you shared, you'd be up in arms.
iwadasn 33
It's just a diet. Calm down. Would you be this pissed if he'd been sneaking sugar into her coffee? I don't know what it is about vegetarianism that makes people act like it's a holy crusade.
HopeisaPanda 12
#157 It's their life choice and its disrespecting their choices in life. It's a life style, some people do it because they can't physically or mentally have it, and some people do it because they don't like meat, and some do it because they don't like animals being harmed. there are many reasons, and if you dont respect that, that is so rude to that person.
rec_chem 22
Vegetarian is a euphemism for "big pain in the ass. "
Onyxdragon 9
what if he means he's been sticking his penis in your mouth while you sleep? that could be worse
Onyxdragon 9
what if he means he's been sticking his penis in your mouth while you sleep? that could be worse