Today, after backpacking acrossing Europe for a month, I picked up my dog from the doghouse. No one will listen to me or acknowledge the fact that he's now missing two toes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
Today, while I was on a field trip with my son, my husband decided to get rid of our dog without asking anyone. Now I get to pick up the pieces of a broken heart, and he thinks he did nothing wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML
Today, I got a call about my dog who went missing a week ago. The guy who called said "We have your dog, but you aren't getting her back." Then he hung up. FML
Today, I went to pick up my dog from a friend's place since she agreed to watch him while I went out of state for Spring Break. I arrived at her apartment. She’s gone and the apartment was vacated. She won’t answer her phone or texts, and vanished from all social media. I’m still making payments on the dog. FML
Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML
Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML
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KBeatz 5
Find some old pictures of your dog and prepare your lawyer!
lcemaster 4
Dear lord. I am so sorry OP.
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SqueakyChipmunk 22
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The kennel tried to take a picture, but your dog threw up a peace sign and duck faced. Too bad that doesn't happen to everyone else who does.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
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****! Too* I'm Sorry Grammar Nazis!
mallow18_fml 10
Nope.
dominic1221 6
I love how she just namedrops stupid people and things with no connection to the situation, just for the thumbs up. First Twilight, then Justin Bieber, then Paris Hilton, then Kanye West, and now duckfacers.
GrammarTeacher 1
There is something wrong with you....
Rowdey 10
Didn't you ever watch Hostel OP? It never goes good.
bunniex1 11
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High 3!
cali4eva 12
Dogs only have 4 toes
Rowdey 10
They have that one weird toe like up by their knee..
MegamiKaosu 28
It's called a due-claw. Most dogs have two on their front paws but some have them on all four.
RobbinBrothels 7
Is this like Changeling but for dogs?
Armanderchay 4
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Are you sure it's the same dog..? Or a cat in disguise?
Harry_Styles_fml 3
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Did nobody else think of guys story of Friends after reading this?
lolfood 24
Actually, I didn't.
navik23 6
Pretty sure no one did.
TheDrifter 24
And come up with a song.
razorx92 5
My guess is that the other dogs did a reenactment of what happens in prison break..... Doggy house, breaks lol
hhhwat 0
As a dog enthusiast. I feel mortified by this fml. I'll never put my pooch in a kennel.
mdgbrp 5
I am so sorry to hear such a horrible thing :( I'd report them so something like this would never happen