Today, after backpacking acrossing Europe for a month, I picked up my dog from the doghouse. No one will listen to me or acknowledge the fact that he's now missing two toes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
Today, while I was on a field trip with my son, my husband decided to get rid of our dog without asking anyone. Now I get to pick up the pieces of a broken heart, and he thinks he did nothing wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML
Today, I got a call about my dog who went missing a week ago. The guy who called said "We have your dog, but you aren't getting her back." Then he hung up. FML
Today, I went to pick up my dog from a friend's place since she agreed to watch him while I went out of state for Spring Break. I arrived at her apartment. She’s gone and the apartment was vacated. She won’t answer her phone or texts, and vanished from all social media. I’m still making payments on the dog. FML
Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML
Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML
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KBeatz 5
Find some old pictures of your dog and prepare your lawyer!
lcemaster 4
Dear lord. I am so sorry OP.
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Comments (151)
jjbennett 2
If you ask them what happened, they'd probably say he's lonely
perdix 31
Dogs only have four toes on each paw. You probably smoked so much dope in Europe, you believe dog paws are furry human hands.
KiddNYC1O 22
Those innocent animals = [
smexylexi143 3
Oh hells nah... If that happened to me I'd get a lawyer and go all shanaynay on their asses
ishida1235 0
What an ugly picture
lexiieeex3 32
Aww poor puppy! :(
becka344 0
POOR BABY!! D:>
rcgirl2 11
Im sorry OP. Im glad that your dog's ok! And you should report or sue those people.
sillygurl6418 6
Did no one else notice "acrossing" should be across? :p sorry OP about the dog
dead_insects 18
Didn't even notice that and usually I see that stuff instantly! I think I was too mortified by the missing puppy toes!!
FlameFist 7
I found this hilarious. "I MUST CORRECT YOUR GRAMMAR!! oh and sorry for the dog."
JDawg113 0
What the actual ****? Time to get your lawyer ready!