Today, after backpacking acrossing Europe for a month, I picked up my dog from the doghouse. No one will listen to me or acknowledge the fact that he's now missing two toes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
Today, while I was on a field trip with my son, my husband decided to get rid of our dog without asking anyone. Now I get to pick up the pieces of a broken heart, and he thinks he did nothing wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML
Today, I got a call about my dog who went missing a week ago. The guy who called said "We have your dog, but you aren't getting her back." Then he hung up. FML
Today, I went to pick up my dog from a friend's place since she agreed to watch him while I went out of state for Spring Break. I arrived at her apartment. She’s gone and the apartment was vacated. She won’t answer her phone or texts, and vanished from all social media. I’m still making payments on the dog. FML
Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML
Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML
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KBeatz 5
Find some old pictures of your dog and prepare your lawyer!
lcemaster 4
Dear lord. I am so sorry OP.
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areyouforcereal 7
I remember when my family and I put my dog in a kennel for a weekend. When we went to pick him up, he was dirty and wouldn't stop shaking. Later that night, he kept puking and had horrible diarrhea. I'm sorry that happened, OP; I would sue the kennel's ass
CeltHound 14
Doghouse?!?!?!?!? Try a vet's kennel of a doggie hotel next time!!!
jaeda_nicole 0
Get the lawyers!
StrangeDuckling 9
YOUR life sucks? The DOG'S life sucks!!
FlameFist 7
I'd like to see the dog's FML, personally. "Today, my owner finally picked me up from a kennel. Not only did he abandon me for a month, but the other dogs didn't like me, and I'm now missing 2 of my toes. FML"
noisebox 1
Check out the owners, rumor has it they're sadists....
MuleCrater 1
Don't want to state the bleeding obvious but OP says he was only gone a month. He doesn't make any suggestion that the dog is in pain or limping. The fact that he says nobody wants to believe him implies the dog doesn't appear to be in any pain. It also implies there is no visible fresh scarring from such an injury, again the fact nobody believes him says there are no scars. Losing 2 toes wouldn't heal in that time. I'm calling troll on this.
somewhatn0rmal 0
Aw, poor thing.
kmv3 9
awhhhh, poor little guy.
Mortalspirit 4
Time to sue
Comoke1024 19
Poor guy :( I am so sorry.