Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today, I got pulled over by the cops for swerving a lot while driving. I tried to explain that my dog bit the back of my neck, but as soon as I opened my door to show him the bite marks and the dog, he ran out of the car. I still can't find him. FML
Today, someone let my puppy escape. I didn't know, until I arrived home and hit him with my car. FML
Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML
Today, I searched our neighborhood for our lost dog. After screaming at the top of our lungs, driving around in circles, and asking strangers, we realized we took him to the groomers this morning. FML
Today, after finally giving up on the search for my lost dog, I realized that my neighbors had found her and are convinced that she was a stray. They won't give her up and are now mad at me for trying to take my own dog back. FML
Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML
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HamIsGood1234 0
poor puppy :( hope you find her. but YDI for being weak and letting go of the leash.
chammi 0
must have been a big dog for you to not be able to tug the leash back.
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Comments (158)
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
What a bitch.(:
andres19 0
agreed, her boyfriend should haver never trusted her with the poor dog
sterlingarcher 1
haha..
maa_rico 4
OP don't worry about it, now he wont get laughed at for owning a poodle.
marriiee_fml 0
^ Lawl
staceysgenesis16 0
wow .. if i was him id dump ur ass !! cuz u just lost his dog .. FHL
sterlingarcher 1
agreed ^^
nateb1tch 1
But you have not worries posting this on Facebook.
TheFection 0
31- this is Facebook? hmmm must have signed up for the wrong thing. "dislike"
mfmylifesrsly 30
umm OP says they've been together two years, he shouldn't just dumped her like that because his dog escaped, ESCAPED, she didn't purposely let it go. geeze, i can't imagine the stupid reasons y'all would divorce someone once y'all are married
KleenexWaffle 3
I got married once. Divorced her once the alcohol wore off. j/k I will be terminally, a hopeless romantic :/
docscientist 10
Are you kidding me? Troll was making a joke, but actually was referring to the dog.
cookies61889 15
win^
cfalen 0
what's she doing out of the kitchen?
docscientist 10
79 - Walking the dog, didn't you read the fml?
TXjuggalo972 6
81 poser
insanesna1l 0
id dump someone just for saying y'all.
epicenur 2
and instead of printing posters your going to fml? Fy boyfriend's life, ydi.
ReynshineCutting 10
90, just no.
xk75 4
the boyfriend deserves it for refusing to train his dog!
aussie_gemini 5
I'm with you 90, the cake taker would be losing my dog on top! lol
lolmyendoff456 7
Lol...
gb_chrs 2
poor dog, ydi. why would you want to walk a dog anyway? just cuddle it at home.
lulooo1999 0
she's dumb instead of writing the FML she should be looking for the dog
chammi 0
must have been a big dog for you to not be able to tug the leash back.
tsim_fml 0
this reminds me of the family guy when brian thinks dogs are treated bad and then he unleashes like some pitbull and says go free and then it like eats a chihuaha and bites a cop and then is shot and stewies like maybe thats ehy he was tied up
Twisted107 4
good episode
slushpup9696 12
agrred
veteranvoyce 2
maybe it was the 180 lb beast from the FML a few days ago...
funkthat26 2
Thats what I was thinking. For not thinking that through, she deserves it.
Biebz4Lyf10 0
5 - agreed. that episode is quite sad though coz he pretends to be dead and the whole family starts crying :'(
fighterboy11 7
Ydi for being such a terrible girlfriend >:(
staceysgenesis16 0
haha yeah shes horrible >:[ grrr angry face
docscientist 10
I'm sorry, I didn't know you two were He-Man, Master of the Universe.
dolphincheddar 10
I HAVE THE POWER. also the pupp in my dp violently devoured OP's boyfreinds dog. so... ya sprry
HamIsGood1234 0
poor puppy :( hope you find her. but YDI for being weak and letting go of the leash.
marriiee_fml 0
sorry..couldnt help myself. but your dog is adorable :3 !!!! >.<
staceysgenesis16 0
i love ur dogg too sooo cute :P
BayBeezy 0
mine's cuuuter =) and would destroy yours in half a bite. haha
Death_From_Above 0
I got a full bred german sheperd and two walker coon dogs. any of mine would tear ur husky in half. trust me
TheFection 0
30 agreed and so true
SteelCladAngel 0
hey #6 op Is weak because the dog yanked the leash from her hands?? how do you know op wasn't walking a mastiff or some other huge dog?? it's hard enough keeping an excited 60 pound lab on a leash...
SteelCladAngel 0
hey #6 op Is weak because the dog yanked the leash from her hands?? how do you know op wasn't walking a mastiff or some other huge dog?? it's hard enough keeping an excited 60 pound lab on a leash...
MrGold 0
34, I think not. You will surely lose the battle against the husky. They have wolf blood mixed with tiger blood and a little dragon blood. Once the husky senses danger it's eyes fill fix on your dogs eyes and will mind **** your dog and snap it's neck before you know it. You can't mess with the Siberian husky, especially because we all know Jesus himself trains them since birth.
docscientist 10
34 - makes you feel like a man through your dogs, doesn't it. **** YEAH
ElGranOrgo 0
lmao at #61
paras0mnia 3
61 and a smidget of Chuck Norris :P
knypny 0
full bred? I wonder what a partially bred dog looks like
Rustler 5
get some ******* arm muscle!
BayBeezy 0
if my skinny ass can handle two huskies and a German shepherd ...... I can only imagine how weak this girl is. HIT THE GYM GiRL!!!!
SteelCladAngel 0
baybeezy, your husky is gorgeous! huskies are a favourite breed of mine :)
kindgremlin 5
why, huskies are horrible dogs.
almost3 0
cant think of one bad thing about huskies...
kindgremlin 5
I am a vet assistant, a large amount I have come in contact with are unpredictable and all of them wake up dysphoric, vocal, agitated, and flop around after anesthesia.
Thabb 0
Should've just listened to your boyfriend, huh?
heathersmorin 0
Well, there was an obvious reason why he didn't want you to take her for a walk. She chases cars and attempts to take the human for a drag!!! I suggest calling animal control and see if they picked up the massive human dragger. As it's a tiny yorkie or something. YDI for not listening and nagging him into saying yes!
THEmuffinpan 0
That sounds... shitty.. Do I get to sit on Boners' lap now?!
JokersChild310 0
wow this one makes me mad.ydi end of story
Crlnprz 11
lol ydi ;P
aussie_gemini 5
don't let op walk your dog... it looks like a beast lol