Today, after a tiff with my boyfriend, I said to him, "You could at least PRETEND to love me sometimes." He responded with, "I do pretend to love you!" FML
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Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML
Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML
Today, I yet again had to pretend to be a dumb bimbo so that my boyfriend wouldn't get upset over the fact that, in some cases, I might be smarter than him. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were messing around and I always jokingly say, "You're adopted, nobody loves you!" to everybody. His reply, "That's pretty fucked up, I am adopted." He really was. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a conversation about the lack of communication in our relationship. I told him that sometimes I feel like he doesn't really care about me at all. If he did, he would listen more. His response? "I know your name, don't I?" FML
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horyo 0
Tell him you pretend to enjoy his penis.
PlasticShark 0
"But i DO pretend to ******!"
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Comments (95)
plethora 3
Dude, way to lead in with your chin. YDI for making it so easy. Edit: first!
philly1128 0
wats a tiff??
iBiteRoses 22
It's a fight or argument, like a squabble or something ? IDK
Kamon97 23
Sooo why are you with him again?
Kylaka 0
Douche. Kick him in the junk. But for the record you shouldn't play the reverse psychology game. It backfires.
azurablade 0
what's a tiff?
AliceSaysFYL 0
An arguement
burninfate 0
kick him in the junk? idc if you are a guy or a girl go **** yourself
waffle3z 6
No. Do not kick someone in the junk. Ever.
horyo 0
Tell him you pretend to enjoy his penis.
jumalauta 0
That question ends relationships.
Ambrielle 0
...it's not a question.
iiTsAJ 5
Yeah.
CarlosDanger 12
It is. Op did not put a question mark, but it still is a question.
vxjazz 0
Don't break up about this....
PlasticShark 0
"But i DO pretend to ******!"
Frankinatore98 0
Lol
youreawhore 0
Hahahaha #3 and #6! XD Indeed, that's the best way to go about it. It was probably a slip of his tongue? I've done it before, when I got scolded for not paying attention. "What! How can you say that?! I do pretend to pay attention! ... Oh wait, no..."
EvilLittleGirl 24
I've done this but not by accident
kanelle_fml 0
Ouch. and ur dating this guy because?
KristianProof 0
Agree with #7
markh110 0
Probably in the spurr of the moment because you guys were just fighting? I mean, I know you were there and had to listen to him say it, so we can't actually know how you interpreted it or the way he said it, but take it from some random guy on the internet, that it SOUNDS like he was only saying it to piss you off because you guys had just been fighting, yeah? Maybe talk to him when he's calmed down?