Today, I was told by my mother that the reason she quit her job as a counselor and divorced my dad was because she met someone through work. She works in a prison. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad crying. Turns out my parents are getting divorced because my mom had an affair. With a teacher at my school. A female teacher. And the school isn't going to fire her because she's a good teacher. Every day at school I'm going to have to see her. FML
Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML
Today, my parents told me that they received a letter from a prison. Being curious they opened it up and read the entire thing. It was from this girl I randomly met. Now I have a prison stalker and my parents think I date felons. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML
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chickchick_fml 0
Okay, but did she say it was a prisoner?
lyndis_fml 0
You moron, do you honestly believe your mother is the only employee of the prison? Yeah. Other people work there too. Unless you're saying there's something wrong with prison employees (which includes your own mother), you're a ******* dumbass.
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Comments (71)
Jimboom 12
Say hello to your new father... You can call him daddy. ;)
neonokku 0
Now that's what I call ******!
Horde 8
You don't think she's the only non-prisoner in that prison, right?
did_it_4_lulz 0
Or "new other" mommy.
Metzler31 17
haha thats what I thought!!! somebodys a lesbo?
betamaxjim92 0
oh damn a serial murderer or a rapist...whats the worst that could happen?
loganm22 0
it's probally somebody that works there too.
theanonymoose 3
Don't drop the soap!
chickchick_fml 0
Okay, but did she say it was a prisoner?
leoofbodom 0
FAIL
KayBeeFFFixed 5
I agree with
lyndis_fml 0
You moron, do you honestly believe your mother is the only employee of the prison? Yeah. Other people work there too. Unless you're saying there's something wrong with prison employees (which includes your own mother), you're a ******* dumbass.
Starfire22 5
It's actually pretty likley that her love interest was an inmate because the ops mom said that the reason she quit her job and divorced the ops dad is because she met someone at her job. You wouldn't have to quit your job in a prison if your dating an employee but if it's an inmate you would. Unless it was someone you are in charge of but it doesn't seem as if the ops mom was incharge of anyone.
Darthbane2007 19
She still could have met a fellow employee, quit her job and divorced the dad...
kukopia 0
Another FML w/o enough info to merit a vote. Why would she quit being a prison councelor if she was hooking up with an inmate? That'd probably mean she would see him(?) less. She probably quit thinking she'd get more alimony in the divorce. I hope that comes back to bite her in the ass.
teach09 0
to #13 some employers do not allow coworkers to date...
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
I hear rape happens a lot in prison and that most guys won't give you the courtesy of a reach-around.
chickchick_fml 0
I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose! :/ lol
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
"Five-one? I didn't know they stacked s**t that high."
Xader 0
I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-**** you...
sadistmonkey 19
Lean forward! Now choke yourself!
faxe 0
I wouldn't trust her if I were you, are you sure she is even telling you the truth about your real dad? I mean a counsellor leaving for some guy in a prison, sounds like a very smart person.
scarletlily_fml 3
So? Maybe the new man is a lawyer or other prison guard.