Today, I almost got lucky with a girl from my course. We've been flirting since we met. After removing her top and moving downwards with my tongue, whilst moaning my name she decided to mention she has a boyfriend and that we needed to stop. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, a really cute girl from my class invited me out for a few drinks. I’ve had a crush on her all year and thought this was my chance. We went out but it turns out she has a boyfriend of 5 and a half years she plans to marry. I saw her as a potential girlfriend and I guess she saw me as something else. FML
Today, I was flirting with this cute girl from Croatia who is part of the my exchange group in Holland. After a few beers and some smooth talking, she led me inside to a closed off room. We were about to have sex when her boyfriend of two years called and proposed to her. FML
Today, I was struggling through an exam and the hot girl next to me seemed to be flying through the questions. So I cheated off her. When we finished I asked her to lunch. She said, "No, I just rushed through the exam so I can go fuck my boyfriend." I got shutdown and probably failed an exam. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, I went down on the girl of my dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I came back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML
Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML
Today, I went out drinking with a friend I've been crushing on for a while now. After we'd been talking and had a few, she said, "Man, I haven't gotten laid in months! Do you mind?" Surprised but hopeful, I nodded. She leaned over, hugged me, and went to hit on a guy by the bar. FML
Today, I was flirting with a girl I like when she confessed she was into another guy. I then proceeded to wingman for that guy, telling her to take her shot with him before the chance went away. Effectively sticking myself into the friendzone. FML
Today, while away at college, I had a flirty relationship with a girl living on the floor below me. It turned physical. Heavy petting, making out, lots of over the clothes stuff. Home on break and visiting my girlfriend at work, there she is, working with her, standing side by side as I walked up! What?! FML
Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML
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Top comments
immortalhmars 14
How nice of her to not stop you before then
Welshite 40
Abort mission. Repeat, abort mission!
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Comments (92)
immortalhmars 14
How nice of her to not stop you before then
LebanonBaby 26
Lol, maybe she was too into it?
Drag0nb0rn 22
BROTHER!!
charcharthunder 18
great timin girl
xSLEEPYxHEADx 22
What a bitch.
Welshite 40
Abort mission. Repeat, abort mission!
Axipiter 24
Eject! Eject! Eject!
AlwaysWatching 27
Better to abort now than to abort something else later
Mobius638 8
Serpentine Serpentine!
pitapizzaparty 18
#47 That really wasn't funny u should have thought of something better than that .
Insertnamesz 3
I laughed my ass off, that was clever #47. Some people are too sensitive.
CJB3228 17
28, ejecting would have come a lot (or a bit, I dunno) after this and may have caused major problems
gracehi 33
"Oh, and I have herpes there."
Kyle1dc 17
Oh and if you see things moving down there... yeeaaahh, those are crabs.
Soviet_American 29
But they've grown into Saber-Tooth Crotch Crickets.
Journiexo 18
"Do you have a pencil?" "No but I have herpes."
lord_meloetta 20
Oh the joy of vine don't you think #31
jrod9327 17
O.o son of a $&@#%!! The struggles are real
mwangi101 15
Hopefully she won't 'mention' you to her boyfriend?
silverstream20 20
To be honest, I think he should mention it to the boyfriend himself then they both land up dumping her.
ostfaiz 18
FYL OP, hope you got yourself a coolant at once ;)
steve31789 8
Seems to me she doesn't care that much about him, I mean you were practically there anyway!! Hope ya didn't have blue balls too bad lol
Sandsh8rk 36
Well at least she didn't tell you right after you had mad sex.
Bigfabthetruth52 22
it ain't like he's the one with a significant other,i mean if they had done something he wouldn't be the one ending up hurt because they just met in the course according to OP and most colleges didn't start but a matter of weeks ago.sounds like it would of been more of a problem for her boyfriend than OP.
tumtum888 12
Looks like a cold shower is in order
Alexhamm33 5
At least she liked you!