Today, I went to a karaoke bar that my girlfriend works at. I'm a halfway decent singer, so I picked out a song we both liked and decided to give it a go. Halfway through the song I sneezed, tripped, fell off the stage and knocked myself out in front of my girlfriend and fifty bar patrons. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a karaoke bar. After a few drinks, I gave it a go. Halfway through “Total Eclipse of the Heart” I got so into it, I knocked over the mic stand. The mic flew off, hit the DJ, who then hit the emergency stop button, cutting off the music. I froze as the bar erupted into laughter. I did get a free Coke for my “performance,” which was something. FML
Today, I was at a friend's birthday party in a packed karaoke bar/restaurant and I drunkenly agreed to sing. I picked a song I thought I knew by heart, only to realize halfway through that the lyrics on the screen were not at all what I thought they were. My brain went for a smoke break or something, and I turned into a rambling mess. The crowd actually booed. FML
Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML
Today, to help me get over my crippling social anxiety, my therapist encouraged me to sing in front of a crowd, since I actually have a fine singing voice. I ended up fainting onstage, mid-song. FML
Today, I finally felt brave enough to sing karaoke in public. I was halfway through the song when the restaurant’s power went out, leaving me singing my heart out in the dark. FML
Today, I went to a karaoke bar for the first time. I'd never sung in front of others, but I gave it a try. I was accused of being way too drunk and was asked to leave. I didn't get kicked out in the end, but I was told that my singing voice sounds like a dying goat. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to sing at an open mic night. I lost my cool halfway through because all I could hear was laughter. FML
Today, I was doing karaoke with my girlfriend's family, when the 5 year old came over and shut off my microphone. FML
Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to sing karaoke after saying no for years. The lyrics screen froze halfway through the song, and everyone expected me to keep going from memory since I picked it. It turns out I only knew the chorus. I hummed for an entire verse as bemused strangers politely clapped along. FML
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perdix 31
Was it a Kenny G instrumental number and you were waiting and waiting for the words to start?
calert 0
He knocked himself out. Not sure he could just brush it off.
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Comments (50)
Kickmehard 0
And??? Not FML, not funny. Kinda lame just like you.
EmmaElaine 0
fyl.
brenkite 5
break a leg
Starfire22 5
did you just brush it off and keep going? that sucks but not too bad
calert 0
He knocked himself out. Not sure he could just brush it off.
Starfire22 5
Hmmm.. I was taking the "knocking myself out" as a more figrative speech type saying them literal but I guess your right he could have literally knocked himself out.
ryguy997 0
25 that song was base on the black death( bubonic plague) ring around the rosies= rings on body parts
yellowstockings 0
man that was funny, couldnt you just hold the sneeze in, and just pretend like you coughed?
MermaidSongXOXO 6
They asked for an encore, right?
KateeJo 0
Sir, have you been drinking this evening?
motoXkidd 0
hahaha hella funny! something you can laugh about with her!
perdix 31
Was it a Kenny G instrumental number and you were waiting and waiting for the words to start?
ChaplinSnakker 0
Well it safe to say you deffinately put on a good show atleast, maybe you'll become a local celebrity now? You could deffinately tour with that act.
OHIOxRAIN 0
nothing screams american idol like knocking your self out
goalie_13_12 0
FUNNY!