Today, a man on the subway serenaded me. That's not the issue. He was cross-eyed, making it hard for me not to laugh in his face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML
Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML
Today, a creepy man on the subway said he liked my eyeballs. It was the best compliment I've received in months. FML
Today, I was on the subway head bobbing to my favorite track when the guy across from me gets up, punches me in the face and says, "Don't nod at my wife like that." FML
Today, I made eye contact with a cute guy from across a packed train. He then yelled out, in front of everyone, "You've got foam on your nose!" FML
Today, I was riding the train and saw a cute guy licking his lips at me. Flattered, I gave him my number when the train stopped. He looked at me and said, "Don't flatter yourself. You have mustard on your face." FML
Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML
Today, while riding the train home, I noticed a man who kept looking at me. Annoyed, I told him to be less obvious and to stop staring. He promptly responded, "Bitch, I'm gay, and even I can tell no one would want to look at you." FML
Today, while waiting on the platform, a blind man asked out loud for some help getting into the subway car. I helped him through the doors and into a seat. I decided to sit down as well. Twenty minutes later, I realized I was on the wrong subway line. FML
Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML
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marinus_fml 20
Forever alone doesn't mind being serenaded by creeps on the train. It's also pretty rude to laugh at people with disabilities. There's a special place in hell for people like you. Lol jokes! You have every right to laugh at a creeper trying to creep you up in a subway, especially if they're cockeyed! Besides, he was probably looking at the person next to you.
ohmandapants 17
Seriously OP? You're an immature bitch. You find it funny that this poor man is cross-eyed? Well then I guess the only reason he serenaded you was because he couldn't see you properly. Doesn't feel good to be made fun of does it? Laugh because he's serenading you, don't laugh 'cause he's cross-eyed.
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Comments (122)
ClumsyKee 14
As someone who was born cross-eyed, I hope I don't meet any people like you. -_- As for the FML, how was him being cross-eyed a bigger issue than a random dude trying to serenade you? I don't know if I should laugh at your stupid immaturity, or feel pity. Nevermind. Immature people don't deserve any pity. YDI
hateevryone 15
That is not funny. What if you were cross-eyed?
monique8axel 6
****** up lady
snowie32398 0
Wow, that's really rude. Shame on you.
bubo_fml 11
Was he cross-eyed from being a castratti singer in the Church Boys Choir?
CRC_101 31
Really? If you feel like laughing at the sight of one cross-eyed guy, you're going to have a lot of problems with society. I find it hard to believe that you haven't been confronted over something like this before; it sounds like you're surrounded by some true gentlemen. Grow up quickly, please.
1R1X0X0 10
Your behavior sucks. Laughing at people with disabilities is so low!
linkinpark98 24
Are you sure he was looking at you?
dansco 25
Are you sure it was you? Not the person next to you? lol
G0odgrief 0
My baby cousin is as cute as can be but he was also born cross eyed a and it really can look funny especially if you can't pinpoint what is different. If he ever sees the picture that his mom put on the Christmas cards the year he was born he will never forgive her.