Today, I was supervising some kids, who were playing on a bouncy castle. One of them managed to kick me in the face during a jump, and looking for an apology, I asked, "What do you say?" He paused, then shouted, "HEADSHOTTTTT!" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML
Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML
Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a neighborhood house tutoring a bunch of kids. Everything was going fine until one of them jumped on the table I was at, which broke and hit my knee. I swore in front of all the kids and my volunteer coordinator. FML
Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML
Today, a little kid accidentally ran into me at the pool. He apologized by biting my leg. FML
Today, the kids I babysit hid from me. While I was looking for them, I stepped on multiple strategically-placed Lego bricks. When I yelped from the pain, the kids jumped out and threw soccer balls in my face. FML
Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML
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wildperson 8
Call of duty generation...I really have no hopes for it.
SuperPizzaMan_fml 11
That's what OP gets for being a noob
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Comments (104)
razz122 5
You should be more direct with kids.
Charmillionaire 13
SAY SORRY! *pull gun out*
ElementaryEdGuy 18
Really, though. That should have been the moment that kid was removed from the bouncy house. At least for a while.
wildperson 8
Call of duty generation...I really have no hopes for it.
kxxjoejoexxk 8
Headshot is actually from quake its just been copied everywhere
CatchMe25 16
Call of duty, halo, any video game where the objective is to kill someone really. It's a wonder so many people are scratching their heads saying "why is my kid so violent?"
Snowkeys 11
I was raised on violent video games. And have a total of one fight in my life. (A kid attempted mugging me). Video game violence does not brainwash you!
ptoka 20
I'm guessing #31 is one of the people that also blames the Fast and the Furious movies for increased car accidents...
jburkes 12
31, your logic is backwards. It's not that violent games make kids violent. It's that violent kids are more prone to play violent games.
TheOnlyMizLiv 22
COD is just a heavily modified quake engine. It actually still uses some of the base code, although it does have its own name now.
iSmellMusic 8
I didn't know that the term headshot came from anywhere because it's literally being shot in the head; why must the word come from Quake? Were they the ones to coin the term? (I'm curious I legitimately have no idea.)
hairFlickboy 7
COD may be on the same engine as quake but that doesn't mean they are alike! That's like comparing Hitler to Gandhi because they are both people they are alike! They are still completely different! Quake is an amazing game and COD is generic rewritten rubbish! It's been the same game since COD 2!
Zomg_Okay 27
71 - Now you're just hating. MW was a massive overhaul and MW2 brought in significant changes as well. BO also mixed it up a bit. WaW (Nazi Zombies aside) and MW3 were admittedly mostly just reskins and I haven't played much of BO2 so I won't comment on that but saying it's been the same game since CoD2 is really pushing it.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Grand Theft Auto 3 is why I shot down a helicopter with a grenade launcher last month. Luckily I managed to outrun the police using a stolen motorbike. Now I'm rich.
kemic 7
#67, while the term of "Headshot" is literally being "shot in the head," it was coined as a phrase that the game actually shouted back at you when you shot someone in the head, and became very popularized because of this. It started in Quake, and just got used by everyone else from there.
kyu_Q 19
@31 I play Quake, unreal tournament, mortal kombat ( different genre but lots of violence and blood) and lately BO2. I was never violent or disrespectful to adults. The reason why children are so violent is a result of poor parenting. A child should not be playing M or teen rated games. That being said I played those games and the healthy fear I had of my mom cause me to finish high school with out ever getting into a figt or cursing.
Chumsword 8
31, I played everything mentioned above including Duke Nukem 3D, Splatterhouse, the original GTA's etc.. Violent video games don't make the person, PARENTING does. My mom and dad made damn sure if I played crap like that and showed violent intent or disrespected women that they would take it all away without the possibility of getting it back (along with a whoopin). This kid obviously has not been given much direction on how to treat people.... That and he was probably all jacked up from Mountain Dew.
cheeechh 7
Sorry OP. That kid sounds like a jerk. It's probably for the best that you didn't retaliate. Then you don't get in trouble and you're still the better person.
notforbirds 9
#51 Do you know what retaliate means? It seems like you don't
Zomg_Okay 27
70 - It's quite clear that 51 does know what "retaliate" means. The point 51 is making is that 4 shouldn't be commending the OP for not hitting the child. That shouldn't need commending, it should go without saying.
voodocutie 4
Shut up bitch!!!!!
SuperPizzaMan_fml 11
That's what OP gets for being a noob
ApollosMyth 22
Shoot first, ask questions later. ;D
iLike2Teabag 27
Spray now, pray later.
captainObviously 15
Pwnd!!
dalink 24
QQ more, OP
ry24 12
This is one reason parents think video games are bad for young children's minds :/
Bakarra 22
Except ofcourse that they are wrong and it promotes quick decision making, hand eye coordination etc etc
lilhellian 27
I'm assuming the kid is around 5-8ish.. I'm also assuming the kid heard it from a video game (I have yet to see a show with that).. So my question is.. Why did the parents let him play games like that or allow him access..
ApollosMyth 22
I was assuming an older sibling.
Sonfang 19
#8 I believe it's used in the movie Mars Attacks, when the two boys are playing video games and then later in the movie when they have the alien blasters. But it could be wrong. Either way the kid should have apologize.
doodlecloud 27
42...is that any better? I'd be more worried about little kids watching that movie than playing FPSs. When I was little I was all over Medal of Honor but that movie gave me nightmares lol...
Sonfang 19
#69 it's a whole lot better in my opinion than letting your child of 8 play Call of Duty (which ever one is the most recent one) online. Which I know for a fact some of my friends bought their children, who are well under 13, this game for Christmas last year. I'd rather them have some bad dreams than go around being exposed to the anger, vulgarity, and ignorance of the crowd that plays that game online.
therealafroninga 10
Quake, it's the video game, when you shoot a person in the head, you hear "HEADSHOTTTT."
doodlecloud 27
Well my comment was more about the movie than the game but, - I wouldn't want young kids playing CoD online, for obvious reasons, but I don't think the game itself should be totally off limits. Granted I haven't actually played CoD (I prefer Borderlands) but if it's like MoH used to be then it should be fine within reason. I don't like blaming video games for violence. I think they may contribute to violence in people with other issues but generally, if you bring your kids up right, I think they should be able to separate fantasy from reality. My brother and I played shooting games when we were younger and love them now but, outside of the game, we're about as docile as you get - pacifists, vegetarians, etc.
ekb777 13
Finish him!!!
red_headforlife 15
Smart kid.
eyesmile27 7
Oh geez, children these days.
slacker_69 6
ahhh. kids these days lol