Today, I found my lost iPhone earbuds. In the cat litter box. I am 100% sure that they passed through my cat to get there. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized I'm missing my diamond earrings. After ripping apart the vacuum bag and exhausting all other options I'm pretty sure my new cat ate them. I'm going to go sift through several days worth of cat shit now. FML
Today, I used the “Find My…” app to locate a missing AirPods. Good news: I found them. Bad news: they are inside my dog’s belly. Next stop: Emergency vet. FML
Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML
Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML
Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, the snowblower found my lost phone. FML
Today, after suffering from a serious case of my cats always chewing my earphones, after many eaten cords, I finally got a bluetooth headphone. My cat peed on it. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom. On my way back, I found a small piece of trash in the hallway so I picked it up. It was cat poop. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill. My cat ate it before I could pick it up. FML
Today, I woke up to find my cat had knocked my phone into the toilet. As I fished it out, soaking wet, I thought, "Well, at least it's water-resistant." Turns out, my phone wasn't. FML
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Top comments
ArtIsResistance7 1
That's shitty. Hey, at least Apple makes some solid headphones!
DncrHap 9
"hey, i can hear the ocean in my earbuds! no. wait. that's just my cat's digestive system."
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Comments (105)
ArtIsResistance7 1
That's shitty. Hey, at least Apple makes some solid headphones!
slitherbomb 0
skullcandys are so much better. I haven't even taken the earbuds out of my iPhone 4 box.
OliviaNicole 5
Skullcandies aren't bad, but I'd take Sony earphones of iPhone earbuds everyday. this is kinda entertaining... Do they still work or are you too much of a pussy to try them?
honda52 0
skullcandy is unreal. the FMJ's have such good bass and sound.
Einstein714 0
no freaking way, the cat would be walking around the house with the cord hanging out it's ass, plus it would have to chew it pretty good just to try to swallow it
ninba20 0
couldn't the headphones just fell in the litter box... it happen to me before
Aero_boy 4
Haha #10 you're punny xD. OP, either use them, or dish out $45 dollars for new ones xD.
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
7-skullcandy's r terrible headphones. audiotechnica's n sennheiser's r much much better
kalixzo 11
Bose make the best headphone EVAR!!!
chimpsndip 0
F your cats life.
7mood75 7
there's an app for that?
Trupe 3
Skullcandy > all competition
robertdr 0
what?! just jailbreak your iphone, get a wodget to make the volume 200% and there you go u wont need headphones
robertdr 0
widget*
RachelTheLoser 0
do the headphones still work?
msyelowbubblegum 0
what you doing lookin thru ur cats shit????
FYL_hardd 0
52 - How else are you supposed to clean a litterbox?
PurpleLlamas 0
that the they...you need better grammar. and skullcandies are better than apple or sony. but the gummy headphones top em all :D
MhP_fml 0
JUST GET 10 $5 PAIRS
Generalx3 0
I thought that the stories all get edited before being posted... 'The they...' makes no sense.
StopB1tchingYDI 0
apples headphones are great exept the bendy part that wraps around the outlet thingy always rips
MrWTF_fml 2
YOU ALL FAIL!! dollar store headphones are the best!!
parapeople 5
28 is correct. However, they are not the best when someone leaves the door to your room open and your incredibly springy dog jumps on your bed and chews them up.
parapeople 5
64 - I know a kid who steals earbuds from the dollar store. He's in safe school now.
RokstaRx88 0
ydi for having a cat kick that useless shit get a dog
Zurk 0
agreed.
okieraider71 4
That "Brown Sound" shore do git a 'round.
mcmackiee 0
skullcandies feel like ear dildoes.
kateindeed 5
I prefer Icemataudios myself. Amazing sound quality.
yeeder1 0
skullcandys are good quality, until they blow out. i got the skullcandy skullcrushers, and within the first 2 weeks the left speaker ha blown out. i now use the beats by dr dre, THOSE beat all competition.
Sunset_Taco 0
umm... no. a cat wouldn't eat them. anyone with a cat knows that string like objects are viewed as toys, and will be dragged round the house.
sparkman97 7
28 - agreed with 26. All bose does is say they have the best headphones. Take a look at sennheiser, AKG, audio-technica, bowers & wilkins, westone... The list goes on. You'll be surprised.
justsayfuck 5
Eew, what the hell? How can you be so sure?
thesunsetglow_fml 8
maybe they were wrapped in a turd :)
ZeroIce 12
Hmm... maybe because cats go poo in the litter box... -2
DncrHap 9
"hey, i can hear the ocean in my earbuds! no. wait. that's just my cat's digestive system."
crashlovekayla 0
haha I see what you did there ^^
Bobby64 29
F your cat's life: that had to hurt coming out. :(
7mood75 7
lol
mcgonagle 0
hahahahahaha. nice.
txgirl2013 14
eww what else is in your cat?
Oxycodone 0
Do they still work? :D
normal_chick 0
o_O Just don't check if they still work, mmkay?
exiie 0
Yummm!!
Ace_of_Diamonds 0
y my comment not there
SAMHAlN 0
a pussy ate ur earbuds?
lol523 0
lol xD