Today, a man on the subway serenaded me. That's not the issue. He was cross-eyed, making it hard for me not to laugh in his face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML
Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML
Today, a creepy man on the subway said he liked my eyeballs. It was the best compliment I've received in months. FML
Today, I was on the subway head bobbing to my favorite track when the guy across from me gets up, punches me in the face and says, "Don't nod at my wife like that." FML
Today, I made eye contact with a cute guy from across a packed train. He then yelled out, in front of everyone, "You've got foam on your nose!" FML
Today, I was riding the train and saw a cute guy licking his lips at me. Flattered, I gave him my number when the train stopped. He looked at me and said, "Don't flatter yourself. You have mustard on your face." FML
Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML
Today, while riding the train home, I noticed a man who kept looking at me. Annoyed, I told him to be less obvious and to stop staring. He promptly responded, "Bitch, I'm gay, and even I can tell no one would want to look at you." FML
Today, while waiting on the platform, a blind man asked out loud for some help getting into the subway car. I helped him through the doors and into a seat. I decided to sit down as well. Twenty minutes later, I realized I was on the wrong subway line. FML
Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML
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marinus_fml 20
Forever alone doesn't mind being serenaded by creeps on the train. It's also pretty rude to laugh at people with disabilities. There's a special place in hell for people like you. Lol jokes! You have every right to laugh at a creeper trying to creep you up in a subway, especially if they're cockeyed! Besides, he was probably looking at the person next to you.
ohmandapants 17
Seriously OP? You're an immature bitch. You find it funny that this poor man is cross-eyed? Well then I guess the only reason he serenaded you was because he couldn't see you properly. Doesn't feel good to be made fun of does it? Laugh because he's serenading you, don't laugh 'cause he's cross-eyed.
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Comments (122)
daltonromanowski 11
wow rude as fuq tbh.
BeatifulPenguin 4
Wow!! That probably hurt him! Be sensitive to other people's feelings because you're not the only one who has those.
KatieKupcake4195 9
He can't help being cross-eyed OP. Don't laugh at people for something they can't help. When I was younger I was friends with a girl who has down syndrome and let me tell you: This girl is one of the sweetest girls you will ever meet and she has so much courage and strength. I admire her. This girl I went to elementary school with, she was mentally handicapped. I remember seeing all these kids making fun of her, and she didn't let it get to her. She was also very sweet and brave. She still just smiled and was still proud of herself and she should be proud of herself. :) So please OP, think about these things before you laugh.
prettykitty102 3
Being serenaded is awkward in any case.
cookie_crumble89 11
You sound like a horrible person
BcICan08 1
It's all you could do not to laugh??? that's not very nice at all. you should treat people the way you would like to be treated. how would you like it if we all just laughed at you? you're an ass!
uncivil 5
I thinks it's funny not because some cross eyed guy buy some random person would do that but I'm not gunna bash on her for laughing I would have done the same
MissHayleyJames 7
Wow people are dumb. And I don't mean the OP.
HykariRYU 3
One day you're going to be the creepy person in the subway serenading to people.
OHai15 12
thats really not cool OP, i like a boy in my class and he is cross-eyed. ppl call him ugly, i disagree because he is funny and has a nice personality. fyl