Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I was riding the train and saw a cute guy licking his lips at me. Flattered, I gave him my number when the train stopped. He looked at me and said, "Don't flatter yourself. You have mustard on your face." FML
Today, I made eye contact with a cute guy from across a packed train. He then yelled out, in front of everyone, "You've got foam on your nose!" FML
Today, on the subway, a little tipsy, I sat down next to a guy I thought was cute, hoping to enjoy some harmless flirting. I said, "Hello." He said, "May I ask you a question?" I said, "Sure." He said, "Can you please move away from me?" FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, a man on the subway serenaded me. That's not the issue. He was cross-eyed, making it hard for me not to laugh in his face. FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
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Top comments
rukusrazor 0
YDI for not realizing your surroundings. You aren't the only person on the train. Too bad though. Did she happen to turn him down? If so you could always go for the silver medal.
Ridley_fml 0
why are you looking for a boyfriend on the subway? ydi
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Comments (70)
Victoria2103 0
Haha. Own'd. YDI.
allthatandmore 0
She does for trying to put herself out there for some random guy!
mich23 10
Not an fml, anyone could do that. its common mistake
donttellemma 0
Haha!!
ammali 0
Aww, that sucks :(
rukusrazor 0
YDI for not realizing your surroundings. You aren't the only person on the train. Too bad though. Did she happen to turn him down? If so you could always go for the silver medal.
boone_fml 0
Maybe he was trying to play you off the other girl. If he was, he was doing it wrong.
MaiLouIsLegend 0
How's this a FML? Cause you weren't his type Or you were trying too hard to impress him & it didn't work? He's probably a douche bag anyways....
czm 0
hahahaha YDI
Ridley_fml 0
why are you looking for a boyfriend on the subway? ydi
T1A2Z3 35
Gotta find one somewhere.
T1A2Z3 35
Where's better? A bar is full of douches. If you find one online you get judged for that. Where's the perfect spot to find a guy?
alexthebrit 0
YDI for trying to get raped on the metro