Today, a long standing fantasy was ruined when the only lasting impression from my first threesome was of how good my boyfriend is at giving other guys a blowjob. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob. It gave him a panic attack. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blow job for the first time. He posted it on Facebook and can't understand why I'm angry with him. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped by my house after work because he missed me. We made out for a bit outside, which involved some touching and then he left. When I got inside, I got a Facebook message from my older neighbor that read, "That was gross. Please don't do that again in front of me. Really." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with the guy I like. He couldn't get it up and awkwardly tried to stick his limp penis in. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally having some intimate alone time together. When we really started getting into it, he suddenly prematurely jizzed in my eye. I now need surgery and have to explain to my family how I almost lost my eye. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over so that we could have some "fun". It turns out, his idea of foreplay is squishing my breasts together and making them talk. FML
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend on our couch. Meanwhile, my parents came to visit us without telling me. FML
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Top comments
nzhx 23
I don't understand why you're so bothered, you're the one that chose to have a threesome? And for those commenting that he's "using her as a coverup" - 1) it was a threesome, a sexual act in which all members interact with one another and 2) bisexuals exist 3) kindly shut the **** up oh my god
BitterSavage 20
Most threesomes seem to ruin people's relationships.
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Comments (161)
idk_rose 25
Oops.
shinikageWolf 15
Ah a "Devil's Threeway"
Tannasgh 22
You could learn a thing or two.
kalbrek009 20
Jealousy is where you're afraid someone will take what you have, envy is where you wish you had what other have.
nexarcanum 8
To be honest, some people just have a natural talent with their mouths. Is he an excellent kisser? If so, there ya go.
lovenow 6
if this was something you wanted and pushed for, you can't be upset with him. you wanted it he just enjoyed himself more than you.
BrotherPhil 35
Be careful what you wish for: you might get it.
MsIllusiveGG 3
Am I the only person who got from her that the experience was lackluster? Seems to me that the OP was... rather forgotten in the fun fantasy and that the only thing that really stood out to her was watching her boyfriend give a *******. Doesn't seem like she was upset that he was DOING it, but more that she got ignored.
SpartanMerc 18
The part of this that I see a lot of people overlooking is that perhaps she realized that her BF may have been cheating on her with a guy... like she knew he was bi-curious but thought he hadn't been practicing... or watching her bf giving head to another man turned out to be a big turn off for her when she didn't think it would. coud always try a threesome with a woman instead (and replace the man if he isn't down with that).
iam2fat4u 15
He sounds like a Satan spawn