Today, I was on the treadmill at the gym, when I felt my pants start slipping. I tried to pull them up, but lost my balance and fell face-first onto the floor. When I go to my wedding tomorrow, half the guests will probably think I've exchanged my fiancé for Chris Brown. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML
Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML
Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML
Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML
Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML
Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML
Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML
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Top comments
Catkam623 27
Rihanna! No seriously that sucks I would try ice pack and bandages. Or if your into old style try a steak I've heard they work wonders:)
perdix 31
And God only knows what happened to you when you were unconscious, face down on the floor with your pants around your ankles.
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Catkam623 27
Rihanna! No seriously that sucks I would try ice pack and bandages. Or if your into old style try a steak I've heard they work wonders:)
oj101 33
Or photoshop. OP can look wonderful in the wedding photos.
alfakennybody 10
Ow that has happens to me before but not on my wedding day
ThirstyGrunt 6
Now that's what I call a FML
ShannyAK 16
No really? maybe thats why its on FML. What do you think?
andyyroxx 20
Hey hey, don't get too frustrated. He can comment whatever he wants, whether it buries him or not (:
oj101 33
At least they'll have something to talk and laugh about in the reception after the wedding. What a *total Icebreaker*.
Kidkaplan 19
Cause it so hard.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
What?
ICastillo 25
Why?
LaLince 40
When?
Imhere4fml 24
Who?
skyttlz 32
Where?
Docbee 11
How.
el3men2m 4
coolest chain of comments yet !
teareb 9
Not anymore
perdix 31
And God only knows what happened to you when you were unconscious, face down on the floor with your pants around your ankles.
lilhellian 27
What happens at the gym, stays at the gym..
oj101 33
Whilst I get your reference, it's most likely (and I hope) that several mortified onlookers rushed to help her, and took good care of her by offering an ice pack/cold flannel and a drink.
ICastillo 25
Face down, ass up!
TheDrifter 24
I hope your husband to be has a sense of humor, he's going to be getting dirty looks for the next few weeks.
a1f0sff 25
Concealer?
oj101 33
She's going to need at least 5 tubes of that stuff by the sound of it.
Inapprehensible 11
An ice pack and foundation should do the job.
Chriss12321 7
Well, at least the working out is paying off. You should get some tighter pants..
oj101 33
Or wear leggings/yoga pants. I wear leggings too (under shorts so i don't reveal too much) despite the outdated, rather victorian notion that they're only for for females.
superpoptart 24
Guys on my cross country and track team wear leggings. I think it makes guy look athletic.
oj101 33
#33 - Yes, I agree. A lot of guys here in Australia wear leggings for sports. However, "meggings" are now a trend in the US and UK. Apparently, it's the next big thing for guys.
Abantiquo 7
For Christ's sake, 46! Don't ever tell the blokes that they're wearing "leggings." They'll kill you. Then again, lots of them are waxing their legs, so they need to get over the "feminine" phobia.
insertnameherr 11
I'm sure you can get your shiner covered up at the place you get your hair done tomorrow. Serious bad luck, but congrats on getting married!