Today, my boyfriend stopped by my house after work because he missed me. We made out for a bit outside, which involved some touching and then he left. When I got inside, I got a Facebook message from my older neighbor that read, "That was gross. Please don't do that again in front of me. Really." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
Today, my friends and I went out drinking, and luckily enough, the guy I have had a crush on for four years now was there. I tried to get drunk so that I can make a move and blame it on the alcohol. I went in to whisper my confession in his ear... only to puke on him. FML
Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, I finally got a date with one of the hottest girls in school, a perfect 10. Just before I go to pick her up to go to the movies, I called her to find out where she lives. She answered the phone, only to hear my father yelling in the background, "STOP TALKING TO THAT WHORE." FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to sneak out of work early and pay a little visit to the pub. I ended up staggering home, drunkenly making myself a nacho cheese dorito milkshake with the blender, then promptly puked my guts out all over the kitchen table. FML
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newthoughts_ 16
Ydi. Couldn't you go inside to do all that?
Senseless_487 29
While nobody really likes excessive PDA, did he have to watch? He could have just looked away if he thought it was that gross.
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Comments (38)
cj89898 24
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Total YDI. If your neighbor can easily see into your yard you should never do that.
cj89898 24
If the neighbor just wanted to sit outside they should be able to in peace.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
I actually agree. People will say "your neighbor should have looked away" but the neighbor probably did look away after he saw it. And your neighbor should be able to go outside and not see two people ******* around.
Kittycorn 17
I agree, I'm sure your neighbor would like to be able to look through his window without witnessing some heavy petting, especially if you have a house available.
cj89898 24
So now is it a total "Phew glad it wasn't me"? I don't like this new system...
NNOTCHO 23
Why was he watching? Fyl
SalsaVerdeDonut 22
Why would your neighbor keep looking? They should have turned away once they saw you lip locked with your boyfriend.
yerawizardlizzy 27
They probably did. You don't have to keep watching to send a message telling them to cut it out.
BShek 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I'd do that on his front porch next time. But do refrain from PDAs in very public areas please.
milehigh52 22
You're a starburst.
milehigh52 22
That went over everyone's heads. I was referring to the starburst contradiction commercial.
Senseless_487 29
While nobody really likes excessive PDA, did he have to watch? He could have just looked away if he thought it was that gross.
trollcrusher 17
There's not enough information to infer that the neighbor was watching the entire scene; my immediate interpretation was that he looked out at the wrong moment, likely seeing them lip-locked and getting handsy, before leaving in disgust to type the message. That brief viewing alone would probably be enough to warrant the message sent. I have to vote YDI on this one; it wouldn't have been much trouble for OP to step into the house and make the "public display of affection" a private one instead.
Weasel104 8
Why is it automatically a guy? There is no immediate details saying he. Could have been a female with children?
JadynHunter 19
OK can I ask why he was looking
whysobeachy 37
Yes, you can.
Bunnyluver 20
It's just a phrase people. I'm sure he's not acting that obvious.
JadynHunter 19
OK can I ask why he was looking
whysobeachy 37
Yes, you can.
newthoughts_ 16
Ydi. Couldn't you go inside to do all that?
Gubbon 17
Why was this moderated?
whysobeachy 37
Your neighbour could've phrased that better, but I otherwise agree with them. PDA is gross.
saxaddict122 14
Easy. Unfriend him. Problem solved