Today, I was at a concert and the performer told everyone to wave their phones in the air. I threw my hand up and then a huge woman caught my iPhone and disappeared into the crowd. FML
AlicefromIreland tells us more.
What happened was when we were told to wave the phones in the air I flung my arm up a bit too fast and my phone flew out of my hand and this "huge woman" (in talking morbidly obese, bundles me out of the way and snatched my phone from the air. I never saw her or the phone again...
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TheDog6 24
She came in like a wrecking ball! She never moved so fast before!
Juicenub 25
Wouldn't it be easy to find a huge woman in a crowd?
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Comments (88)
Grimmerie 31
"Catched"?
Nessco 36
What do you expect from an iPhone user.
False_Stupidity 42
Hay! I resembal that remak.
Sansa_fml 38
Wel you shouldn't throw your phone, but you probably didn't do that so catched looks kind of misplaced :) can't you report that women?
pdp_fml 21
You should ask the performer to replace your stolen phone!
Redoxx_fml 22
You should ask the performer to replace your comment
LilMissCanadian 22
I don't think that's how it works.
momof3honeybee 13
Because the performer is going to be all like yea dude, not a problem let's go to the apple store right now. Screw all these people that bought tickets to see me.
bapbap_fml 15
Good luck getting past security or in contact with them to even ask. And why would they care anyways? Contacting the venue security and giving them a description of the woman may be more helpful.
MyUsernameisEpic 29
She "catched" (caught is a word, ya know?) your phone? Did you throw it in the air? Or did she GRAB it out of your hand? Also, if she was a "huge woman" like you say, how did she manage to disappear into the crowd so easily?
Chiwish_fml 2
This huge woman was certainly a kind of ninja.
MrSassypants 34
She works as a part-time magician.
spatula232 25
Maybe OP means 'snatched'
MissKangaroo 23
I believe you mean caught.
False_Stupidity 42
1. Caught is perhaps the word you were looking for. 2. Unless you actually threw your phone (maybe it slipped?) then she can't have 'caught' it but could have 'grabbed' it. 3. If you use the find my iPhone app then trace that bitch to where she lives or get the police involved. 4. ? 5. Profit
Redoxx_fml 22
6. If she turns off the phone the find my iPhone thing is useless 7. That's a lot of numbers
EvilTurtle 35
12. I don't know how to count 16. Eye cannt spel
Redoxx_fml 22
That's racist
Juicenub 25
Wouldn't it be easy to find a huge woman in a crowd?
vikky538 29
This logic seems more appropriate
gm1beanzz 14
Unless it was a crowd if huge women.
countryguy91290 16
1. Catched? You mean cought? 2. Why would you even do that? 3. Sorry you got your phone stolen OP.
crudeandrudeguy 29
No, he meant caught.
TheDog6 24
She came in like a wrecking ball! She never moved so fast before!
TheDog6 24
So I put my hands up and play my song! My iPhone flies away!
killer0689 20
she was kind of an opportunist ...