Today, a frog made my hot tub his new home. I can't stand frogs and he moves lightening fast. I think the only way to get rid of him is to turn the heat on and boil him. Which I would do if my daughter didn't already adore him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up exhausted because a croaking frog had kept me awake the night before. This has happened every night for the past week, and no matter how far away I take the frog, it always ends up sitting in the same place the next morning. FML
Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML
Today, I tried to have a relaxing soak in the tub. The giant wolf spider that was already in the tub didn't like me trying to set it free outside. It ran right across my feet and back into my house when I dumped it out of a cup outside. I screamed like a little girl. FML
Today, as a frog biologist I was out in the field searching for a relatively rare frog species. After three hours I finally heard the frog call and I crept closer and closer to the sound until... squish... I stepped on the very frog I was trying to collect. They're endangered. FML
Today, my cat has a new hobby: She goes fishing. As in she catches the frogs out of the ornamental pond, then walks into my freshly mopped kitchen with dripping wet, muddy feet. FML
Today, I was backpacking, and I was in a tent. It had rained all day and finally, I was dry. I settled down in my slightly damp sleeping bag. I woke up halfway through the night with a frog on my face and my feet in freezing cold water. Our tent had drifted into a frog pond. FML
Today, I found the carcass of the frog that got into my house last week. It was a horrifying sight, but not nearly as horrifying as the fact that I found it in my refrigerator. No, I don't know how it got in there either. FML
Today, a water snake slithered into our pool. He can have it. FML
Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. FML
Today, my 3-year-old daughter put her grow-in-water salamander in my fish tank. The residue from the toy gummed up the filter and killed all the fish. FML
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SShelbyy 1
He's her prince charming :)
MetallicaRules19 4
poor frog! dont be a bitch and kill it!
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Comments (176)
Cenobyte 10
YDI for wanting to boil the frog. It can feel pain, you know. How would you like to be boiled? Stop being a baby and take the frog out of the tub.
drugfreebaby 1
ha agreed
Felipeg33 0
don't kill the frog! it is a fellow creature that we share the planet with! therefore, you should share your tub with it as well :D
ollie179 21
let
ceeejjjj 0
Mmmm frog legs
kykyshay 0
gross!
that_is_Nathy 9
yeah...boil it alive...nice idea. If you're anywhere in my way sometime, I will get some hot water and spill it all over you. Don't like the idea? Well, you weren't even boild...YDI just because you would boil animals you don't like alive. Your daughter seems to have much more heart, make sure you keep that in her.
2010smhill2010 0
hey Nathy, stop being a ****. if it was a spider you wouldnt have a problem with her stepping on it. OP BOIL THE MUTHA AND MAKE FROG SOUP!!!
zlut 0
How hard can it be to just pic it up! it's a freaking frog! you're a human! If you don't want to pic it up with your hands, you should have the brains to find another way to get it out. And you sould also have the brains to understand that it's WRONG to kill because you're afraid. And I don't care if it's a spider, snake or fly, i would not kill it. you should respect the living. And I don't belive in god but for everyone that does, its gods creation, just like you, to kill it would be a smack in gods face.
emmybieber 0
ur goin to hell then... believe in god. who else do u think made us? molecules? no.
MissBunny25 0
69, you say you don't believe in God... but who are you to tell us what Is a slap in God's face and what's not?
TeenieAmerica 9
I believe in God, but lol at 86's misunderstanding of science. That's right, atheists believe that we were created by MOLECULES!!
AEverydayDouche 1
Go to school emmybieber and read about molecules, they exist whether you believe in God or not. Really hope that your last name is Bieber and you´r not using it because of that Justin kid, that would just be God damn creepy... oops used the lords name in vain, guess I´m joining zlut in hell. MissBunny25, the bible doesn´t burst into flames just because a non christian touches it.
Sirin_fml 47
Let's not bring religion into the comments please. It's like that other touchy subject of politics; it's never going to end well, and some idiot will end up threatening everyone with eternal hellfire.
AEverydayDouche 1
So says the Moderator God.... OBEY!!!
froghole1 0
ever eat lobster or crab?
Bastet1981 3
The human race makes me sick at times. You want to kill the frog because you are scared of it, so what has this frog done to you, other then share a hot tub with you? At least your daughter has a heart!!
mazzera_fml 7
agreed
truthinlies 1
frogs are beast they're f'in awesome
mintcar 10
LOL at boiling the frog. WTF?! Seriously OP? HAHA.
StrangeCandy 0
And for the third time: Maybe if you cleaned your hot tub, you would not have this problem. But you are heartless for wanting to kill an animal that has done nothing to you, and is actually quite beneficial.
ILoveEmoes 9
If your daughter adores this frog you could ask her to pick it up. Tell her it needs to be in its home in the nature :D Even small children seem to accept this when it is explained to them clearly.
boatkicker 5
"He moves lightning fast" Clearly, this frog isn't going to be all that easy to just pick up and move. He's faster than the people are, and he's also much more agile in the water.
ILoveEmoes 9
Ah, forgot about that part :b Damn. Well, that would be a good argument for her daughter to understand that they have to get someone to come and remove it then!
CallMeHush 1
Frog Soup! Frog Soup!