RAS266
Today, a water snake slithered into our pool. He can have it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Katie
Reserved
Lurker
Today, I woke up to an angry snake trying to climb the leg of my bed. My bedroom was closed all day yesterday. It must have gotten in my room days ago. FML
seriousdubsteplover
Australia
Today, when going to fill up the kettle, I noticed a bad smell and pieces of something coming out of the tap. Turns out there was a dead snake in my water supply. FML
Anonymous
Macedonia
Today, my boyfriend tried to cure me of my snake phobia by buying one. When he took it out of the cage, it bit him. Now he's terrified of them too. Even worse, he dropped the snake, so it's now loose in our house. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML
Mojosahomo
Salt Lake City, United States
Thanksssss
Today, my cat decided to show me just how much he loves me by bringing a live snake into my bedroom. Thanks. FML
Tim
United States
Today, I found that there is nothing worse than coming home to a snake slithering across your kitchen floor. Except when it disappears into your cabinets. FML
Anonymous
West Chester, United States
Today, my mother found my escaped pet snake after she had already washed and dried it with the laundry. FML
Welcome to Florida
Psssssych!
Today, my son's glasses were missing. My bathroom is not well lit, but I noticed something sticking out from under the toilet seat. I excitedly grabbed it, thinking I saw the band of the glasses. Nope, it was a snake. FML
Shain barrett
Medina, United States
Country life
Today, I woke up from a great night of camping and fishing all night long with my fiancee, only to find my stringer of fish being eaten by a water moccasin snake. My dad's been asking for a fish fry for two weeks now. FML
frankkathy
United States
Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML
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RichardPencil 32
You're a weak negotiator. You ought to be able to charge some kind of rent.
Glowworm56 27
And now you have a living pool noodle!
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Comments (20)
zeffra13 31
If you don't want wildlife in your yard, put up fencing/mesh to prevent it or call animal control when it happens.
GhostFox 34
Ahahahah! You think fencing and mesh will stop snakes? That's precious! There isn't a damn thing you can do to keep a determined snake out of your yard, and animal control doesn't always have the resources for a live capture of dangerous animals.
RichardPencil 32
You're a weak negotiator. You ought to be able to charge some kind of rent.
Glowworm56 27
And now you have a living pool noodle!
Suzanne Butler 8
Soooooo??
1337carter 4
they're not poisonous tho... just like scoop it out with the pool net
rodfergie 18
Some water snakes are HIGHLY poisonous.
SneezyBear 27
Venomous. Remember: if it bites you and you die, it's venomous. If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If you bite each other and nobody dies, it's kinky.
piinksock 17
Seems awfully careless to just recommend someone pick up a snake.
WHS_Kitty 8
I’m so sorry! I accidentally reported this post, thinking the button was something else (I’m visually impaired.)
somedudesomewher 29
If I saw a snake in my pool, I would open up the U.S nuclear arsenal, type in the covfefe, and blow up my pool along with the backyard and house.
Madrias 36
Thankssss for the pool.
jay_south 19
Is snek pool now.
lpara89 4
5d5d=r/tr
sassypenguinxox 15
Time to call animal control