Today, a frog made my hot tub his new home. I can't stand frogs and he moves lightening fast. I think the only way to get rid of him is to turn the heat on and boil him. Which I would do if my daughter didn't already adore him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up exhausted because a croaking frog had kept me awake the night before. This has happened every night for the past week, and no matter how far away I take the frog, it always ends up sitting in the same place the next morning. FML
Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML
Today, I tried to have a relaxing soak in the tub. The giant wolf spider that was already in the tub didn't like me trying to set it free outside. It ran right across my feet and back into my house when I dumped it out of a cup outside. I screamed like a little girl. FML
Today, as a frog biologist I was out in the field searching for a relatively rare frog species. After three hours I finally heard the frog call and I crept closer and closer to the sound until... squish... I stepped on the very frog I was trying to collect. They're endangered. FML
Today, my cat has a new hobby: She goes fishing. As in she catches the frogs out of the ornamental pond, then walks into my freshly mopped kitchen with dripping wet, muddy feet. FML
Today, I was backpacking, and I was in a tent. It had rained all day and finally, I was dry. I settled down in my slightly damp sleeping bag. I woke up halfway through the night with a frog on my face and my feet in freezing cold water. Our tent had drifted into a frog pond. FML
Today, I found the carcass of the frog that got into my house last week. It was a horrifying sight, but not nearly as horrifying as the fact that I found it in my refrigerator. No, I don't know how it got in there either. FML
Today, a water snake slithered into our pool. He can have it. FML
Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. FML
Today, my 3-year-old daughter put her grow-in-water salamander in my fish tank. The residue from the toy gummed up the filter and killed all the fish. FML
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Top comments
SShelbyy 1
He's her prince charming :)
MetallicaRules19 4
poor frog! dont be a bitch and kill it!
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Comments (176)
SShelbyy 1
He's her prince charming :)
LouieLZ 5
Win!
LunaNstars 0
kiss it!
outsidebox 0
the OP doesn't sound like he wants to kiss it... why can't you just heat it up until it gets out? it won't die if you do that.
laurabev 9
Actually it's been proven that if a frog is dropped into boiling water, it will jump out. BUT if the water is slowly heated up while it's already in there, the frog will just sit there. :P
insanesna1l 0
and quite a few species of frogs are endangered in Aus
blankaex 0
Lightning*
fuzzypeachnation 4
Ka-boom. :D
tulsafml 0
So the frog is as fast as lightning. that's magical and it's a keeper
123456789010 0
nice ass
bloodandicecream 4
get someone else to get rid of it!
sloppyflow 1
op totally deserve it for trying to boil a frog.
sara8866 8
The frog will die if it doesn't leave they can't live in chlorine I have a pool and frogs like to try to live in it and after a few days they die
MrFancy 0
At least it would be a painless death if they were to 'boil' it. Frogs can't detect temperature change.
tjsands 0
This is what I was thinking, my friends have had hot tubs and if you don't use chemicals they get slimy. This hot tub seems nasty.
MetallicaRules19 4
poor frog! dont be a bitch and kill it!
legendkillaer 0
ill kill him for 10 cents and make him suffer fo freeeeeeeeeee
rick1 8
Wtf? You're an asshole!
DrDiamond 0
^agreed get someone else, plus it might make your hot tub smell really bad if you boil him!
jskains 6
put some clothes on.
Avenged7Gabe 0
well don't be gay #95
calbabe96 5
exactly what I was thinking... ^^
xxkitsumoxx 0
guys plz she's just hot(temperature) so she shed some clothes.
DrDiamond 0
^agreed get someone else, plus it might make your hot tub smell really bad if you boil him!
afdude87 6
it's not like frogs bite or anything lol
SmileyLexie123 0
But they can give you worts
cowduck7 11
That's not true
KaylieeJay 4
Well depending how quickly it heats up, I'm guessing he will jump out when it gets too hot...
abes22 0
someone actually did that experiment; heating up water slowly with a frog in it will kill the frog, without it detecting any danger. putting a frog however, straight into hot water will cause the frog to jump out immediately... interesting hey
cradle6 13
That is true. They are cold blooded and will adjust to the environmental temperature
WOW_BS 0
Frog stew?
SluggerJ 7
no no frog lags yum "tastes like chicken" lol
perdix 31
Well, your daughter will adore him more with a little ketchup and hot sauce -- he tastes like chicken!
rockefoe 6
have her get him out! maybe he'll turn into a prince!