Today, a frog made my hot tub his new home. I can't stand frogs and he moves lightening fast. I think the only way to get rid of him is to turn the heat on and boil him. Which I would do if my daughter didn't already adore him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up exhausted because a croaking frog had kept me awake the night before. This has happened every night for the past week, and no matter how far away I take the frog, it always ends up sitting in the same place the next morning. FML
Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML
Today, I tried to have a relaxing soak in the tub. The giant wolf spider that was already in the tub didn't like me trying to set it free outside. It ran right across my feet and back into my house when I dumped it out of a cup outside. I screamed like a little girl. FML
Today, as a frog biologist I was out in the field searching for a relatively rare frog species. After three hours I finally heard the frog call and I crept closer and closer to the sound until... squish... I stepped on the very frog I was trying to collect. They're endangered. FML
Today, my cat has a new hobby: She goes fishing. As in she catches the frogs out of the ornamental pond, then walks into my freshly mopped kitchen with dripping wet, muddy feet. FML
Today, I was backpacking, and I was in a tent. It had rained all day and finally, I was dry. I settled down in my slightly damp sleeping bag. I woke up halfway through the night with a frog on my face and my feet in freezing cold water. Our tent had drifted into a frog pond. FML
Today, I found the carcass of the frog that got into my house last week. It was a horrifying sight, but not nearly as horrifying as the fact that I found it in my refrigerator. No, I don't know how it got in there either. FML
Today, a water snake slithered into our pool. He can have it. FML
Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. FML
Today, my 3-year-old daughter put her grow-in-water salamander in my fish tank. The residue from the toy gummed up the filter and killed all the fish. FML
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Top comments
SShelbyy 1
He's her prince charming :)
MetallicaRules19 4
poor frog! dont be a bitch and kill it!
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Comments (176)
truehitman2010 0
gesus he's lightning fast! damn is he on marowana or something
TeaLover_fml 0
Jesus, he's lightning fast! Damn; is he on marijuana or something?
aguerassio 0
hahaha I was wondering about that spelling too. they can spell lightning but not Jesus lol
AkuskaUK 6
Wow, your spelling is terrible!
keep_a_beat345 0
oh crap dude u tipped off the grammer police!! noooo! now the only thing u can do is escape to Mexico!! ruuuuuunnnnn!
97currie 0
lmfao #46
sandmancometh 3
you can't catch a frog confined in a hot tub?? dude, how big is your tub????
122409 0
I have 4 pet frogs; 2 aquatic, 2 arboreal. there is not a single disgusting thing about any of them. stop being *******, both you and OP. I like watching my tree frogs hunt & eat their crickets every day. (:
122409 0
also, it's kinda ****** up for you to recommend killing it, and more ****** up that you've apparently looked up how to kill frogs. were you not aware that many frog species around the world are going extinct? how about I dump lemon juice and sprite on you? does that sound pleasant??
silvic84 0
you are the disgusting thing here! so awful ignorant bimbo! learn more about frogs ppl hate things bc they don't know anything about it
twitch851 9
yes yes do it!!!!
MacdaddyMaddy 0
I hate frogs too, they're so disgusting IN MY OPINION, I would just call someone to get it or put some crazy crap in there like lemon juice and sprite, stuff that'd kill it.
perdix 31
I wonder what you would think of a frog-clown?
im_awsome 2
i hate frogss .! yu should call someone, & tell yur daughter that it transformed into a prince and left . - both happy
122409 0
you probably only hate frogs becaue you know nothing about them and you probably think they can hurt you/are slimy (neither of which is true, except for purely aquatic frogs, which have a slime coat, but they have no teeth).
mintcar 10
Or maybe she hates frogs because...she just hates them.
122409 0
somehow I doubt it. she's from jersey and her username is "im_awsome". that speaks volumes IMO.
BWill9014 4
Oh god 15... why must you talk like a penis is in your mouth
MakaylaCommisso 0
122409 god stfu you frog ******
chillamastr92 0
71, you shut up. Frogs don't do anything wrong, they help the environment much more than we do.
chillamastr92 0
71, you shut up. Frogs don't do anything wrong, they help the environment much more than we do.
Avenged7Gabe 0
agreed with #73
122409 0
u mad 71?
im_awsome 2
i dont have any problem wit frogs, but i just dont want them in my tub.
sandiiii 0
^.^ Fail. You said you hate frogs.(:
122409 0
must be a jersey thing.
fadingaway 17
*lightning Try pest control or a friend if you're that scared. Or a net. Or as someone else said, turn the heat up a little so he gets uncomfortable and leaves. Not enough to kill him though, that's cruel and unnecessary. Tell your kid he ran/jumped away. Frogs tend to do that.
bananahannahjo 0
if the temperature is gradually made to rise (as it would in a hot tub) the frog would adjust to the temp change until it was killed it. there have actually been studies done about this. Turning the temp up won't help...they will just have a warmer frog, or a cooked frog :)
fadingaway 17
I remembered that a bit too late, but the other things could work.
BallsMcLongcock4 8
Don't you have a cover for your hottub????
blaine72 0
maybe he's old and will croak soon anyways :)
97currie 0
haha! word puns!
mpfl_fml 0
You should be glad that you have a frog - it means you have a very healthy garden! I have a couple of frogs living in my spa that I have to shoo out whenever I want to use it. I don't mind one bit.
zombie62 0
ahhhh......too sad....frogs are awesome