Today, a frog made my hot tub his new home. I can't stand frogs and he moves lightening fast. I think the only way to get rid of him is to turn the heat on and boil him. Which I would do if my daughter didn't already adore him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up exhausted because a croaking frog had kept me awake the night before. This has happened every night for the past week, and no matter how far away I take the frog, it always ends up sitting in the same place the next morning. FML
Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML
Today, I tried to have a relaxing soak in the tub. The giant wolf spider that was already in the tub didn't like me trying to set it free outside. It ran right across my feet and back into my house when I dumped it out of a cup outside. I screamed like a little girl. FML
Today, as a frog biologist I was out in the field searching for a relatively rare frog species. After three hours I finally heard the frog call and I crept closer and closer to the sound until... squish... I stepped on the very frog I was trying to collect. They're endangered. FML
Today, my cat has a new hobby: She goes fishing. As in she catches the frogs out of the ornamental pond, then walks into my freshly mopped kitchen with dripping wet, muddy feet. FML
Today, I was backpacking, and I was in a tent. It had rained all day and finally, I was dry. I settled down in my slightly damp sleeping bag. I woke up halfway through the night with a frog on my face and my feet in freezing cold water. Our tent had drifted into a frog pond. FML
Today, I found the carcass of the frog that got into my house last week. It was a horrifying sight, but not nearly as horrifying as the fact that I found it in my refrigerator. No, I don't know how it got in there either. FML
Today, a water snake slithered into our pool. He can have it. FML
Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. FML
Today, my 3-year-old daughter put her grow-in-water salamander in my fish tank. The residue from the toy gummed up the filter and killed all the fish. FML
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SShelbyy 1
He's her prince charming :)
MetallicaRules19 4
poor frog! dont be a bitch and kill it!
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Comments (176)
brookiebaby16 1
17 ur pic is adorable
perradize 0
I have a frog phobia! I don't want them dead but I damn sure don't want the bluggers around me! ignore it, run away, or just have someone else catch it! but don't wait to long or you'll have a frog infestation! ): I REALLY DONT LIKE THE THINGS!
4Lonely2Stoner0 0
It's precious^
lexisdakotaa 5
I'm guessing you meant marijuana?...
lexisdakotaa 5
oops... wrong place. bahahahaha xD
docscientist 10
Today, I came home from a long day at work to enjoy my hot tub. When I got in, the stench of death assaulted my senses and I was met with boiled flesh floating around me. Apparently my wife decided to boil a trapped frog because she couldn't think of a simple way of removing him without needing to drain the hot tub afterward. FML
BWill9014 4
^ lol
BWill9014 4
^ lol
TCoop1515 0
if she loves him, she will eat him so he doesn't go to waste XD
Jaded21 0
^ROFLMAO
tayza249 20
Get one of those nets that are used to skim the water in pools.. are they called skimmers? Not sure. But yea, get one of those to scoop him up
tayza249 20
And please don't kill the frog. Just because you don't like it, doesn't mean it deserves to die.
BWill9014 4
Wtf don't boil it... just get a damn net
MissBunny25 0
thank you 58. you're the voice f reason among idiots.
heyred 11
Don't worry, the chlorinated water will kill him soon.
auntycj 0
I really want to thumb this down too, but I can't. It's true, frogs are super sensitive to their environment and the chlorine touching its skin will kill it soon if it does not return to nature.