Today, a frog made my hot tub his new home. I can't stand frogs and he moves lightening fast. I think the only way to get rid of him is to turn the heat on and boil him. Which I would do if my daughter didn't already adore him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up exhausted because a croaking frog had kept me awake the night before. This has happened every night for the past week, and no matter how far away I take the frog, it always ends up sitting in the same place the next morning. FML
Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML
Today, I tried to have a relaxing soak in the tub. The giant wolf spider that was already in the tub didn't like me trying to set it free outside. It ran right across my feet and back into my house when I dumped it out of a cup outside. I screamed like a little girl. FML
Today, as a frog biologist I was out in the field searching for a relatively rare frog species. After three hours I finally heard the frog call and I crept closer and closer to the sound until... squish... I stepped on the very frog I was trying to collect. They're endangered. FML
Today, my cat has a new hobby: She goes fishing. As in she catches the frogs out of the ornamental pond, then walks into my freshly mopped kitchen with dripping wet, muddy feet. FML
Today, I was backpacking, and I was in a tent. It had rained all day and finally, I was dry. I settled down in my slightly damp sleeping bag. I woke up halfway through the night with a frog on my face and my feet in freezing cold water. Our tent had drifted into a frog pond. FML
Today, I found the carcass of the frog that got into my house last week. It was a horrifying sight, but not nearly as horrifying as the fact that I found it in my refrigerator. No, I don't know how it got in there either. FML
Today, a water snake slithered into our pool. He can have it. FML
Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. FML
Today, my 3-year-old daughter put her grow-in-water salamander in my fish tank. The residue from the toy gummed up the filter and killed all the fish. FML
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Top comments
SShelbyy 1
He's her prince charming :)
MetallicaRules19 4
poor frog! dont be a bitch and kill it!
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Comments (176)
lifesosux 0
to everyone that's saying to eat the frog, u guys r sikkos!!! spelled sikko wrong purposely so don't fing correct me. frogs are cute n they don't hurt n-e-1. leave the poor thing alone. he won't eat u. but he should try if u try 2 eat him.
outbackbyrd 7
Send her inside and fry that thing!!!!
GuitarGeek44 3
Frogs are the best animal in the world
MRVOlivia 22
Tell her it ran away and boil it
bubo_fml 11
You have a hot tub? F'in 1%ers!
ImTheAlpha 30
I have a froggy!
RainbowStarlight 9
How can you not like frogs?!
commentgirl 8
Here's what you should do: Get someone else to take the frog out, put it in a tank, and give it to your daughter as a pet. Everybody wins.
NekoNomNom 11
Frogs are amazing! YDI :P
ToxicMoo33 18
You are retarded. You don't like frogs........but you were willing to boil it IN the tub? Okay your logic is ******.