Today, a frog made my hot tub his new home. I can't stand frogs and he moves lightening fast. I think the only way to get rid of him is to turn the heat on and boil him. Which I would do if my daughter didn't already adore him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up exhausted because a croaking frog had kept me awake the night before. This has happened every night for the past week, and no matter how far away I take the frog, it always ends up sitting in the same place the next morning. FML
Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML
Today, I tried to have a relaxing soak in the tub. The giant wolf spider that was already in the tub didn't like me trying to set it free outside. It ran right across my feet and back into my house when I dumped it out of a cup outside. I screamed like a little girl. FML
Today, as a frog biologist I was out in the field searching for a relatively rare frog species. After three hours I finally heard the frog call and I crept closer and closer to the sound until... squish... I stepped on the very frog I was trying to collect. They're endangered. FML
Today, my cat has a new hobby: She goes fishing. As in she catches the frogs out of the ornamental pond, then walks into my freshly mopped kitchen with dripping wet, muddy feet. FML
Today, I was backpacking, and I was in a tent. It had rained all day and finally, I was dry. I settled down in my slightly damp sleeping bag. I woke up halfway through the night with a frog on my face and my feet in freezing cold water. Our tent had drifted into a frog pond. FML
Today, I found the carcass of the frog that got into my house last week. It was a horrifying sight, but not nearly as horrifying as the fact that I found it in my refrigerator. No, I don't know how it got in there either. FML
Today, a water snake slithered into our pool. He can have it. FML
Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. FML
Today, my 3-year-old daughter put her grow-in-water salamander in my fish tank. The residue from the toy gummed up the filter and killed all the fish. FML
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SShelbyy 1
He's her prince charming :)
MetallicaRules19 4
poor frog! dont be a bitch and kill it!
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Comments (176)
sallen0046 4
How exactly does boiling a frog "get rid of it"? Killing an animal does not make it magically disappear. A hot tub doesn't have a high enough temperature setting to boil water, anyway. If the kid likes it, let her catch it. It's stupid to kill something just because you don't like it.
thatsfortheweak 0
sorry to burst your bubble but no, it wouldn't feel pain....
underdose 9
your fault for wanting do hurt a frog like that. i hope u get boiled alive
SuperRomper 0
ur pretty ignorant and cruel to want to boil it. stop whining and get it out. moron.
Decodedman 1
Being human means getting to **** up any animals shit that disrespects us. Bring a hair dryer, a baseball bat and some honey mustard sauce and go to town on that bitch ass amphibian Or get a net. Whatever.
asherah14 7
Being human is treating living creatures with kindness, love, and respect you idiot. It's dumb-asses like you that have made this world the shitty place it's become!
IronRose 0
How could you even think about killing the poor frog????
MegamiKaosu 28
Tell your daughter to catch it and find a better home for it.
stunkcuf 0
i had the same thing happen to me last night.
angryreimu 0
One of the kittens that live near my home caught a frog and tried to eat it once.
mariannmusic 0
don't kill the frog :(