Today, a frog made my hot tub his new home. I can't stand frogs and he moves lightening fast. I think the only way to get rid of him is to turn the heat on and boil him. Which I would do if my daughter didn't already adore him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up exhausted because a croaking frog had kept me awake the night before. This has happened every night for the past week, and no matter how far away I take the frog, it always ends up sitting in the same place the next morning. FML
Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML
Today, I tried to have a relaxing soak in the tub. The giant wolf spider that was already in the tub didn't like me trying to set it free outside. It ran right across my feet and back into my house when I dumped it out of a cup outside. I screamed like a little girl. FML
Today, as a frog biologist I was out in the field searching for a relatively rare frog species. After three hours I finally heard the frog call and I crept closer and closer to the sound until... squish... I stepped on the very frog I was trying to collect. They're endangered. FML
Today, my cat has a new hobby: She goes fishing. As in she catches the frogs out of the ornamental pond, then walks into my freshly mopped kitchen with dripping wet, muddy feet. FML
Today, I was backpacking, and I was in a tent. It had rained all day and finally, I was dry. I settled down in my slightly damp sleeping bag. I woke up halfway through the night with a frog on my face and my feet in freezing cold water. Our tent had drifted into a frog pond. FML
Today, I found the carcass of the frog that got into my house last week. It was a horrifying sight, but not nearly as horrifying as the fact that I found it in my refrigerator. No, I don't know how it got in there either. FML
Today, a water snake slithered into our pool. He can have it. FML
Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. FML
Today, my 3-year-old daughter put her grow-in-water salamander in my fish tank. The residue from the toy gummed up the filter and killed all the fish. FML
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SShelbyy 1
He's her prince charming :)
MetallicaRules19 4
poor frog! dont be a bitch and kill it!
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Comments (176)
persimmon 0
you're an idiot.
baseballgirl25 6
u are horrible person.. it's freaking frog no u won't get worts from it. it's not going to change into prince charming.. for gods sakes a frog it can't eat u!!!!!!! try having a coyote in ur backyard. now that's a animal to fear, they eat smaller animals.
MelissaMae 0
a frog? really? you would rather boil a frog than take the damn thing out? ydi for being a pussy, and sick.
nrelavender 10
you would burn a frog to death? screw you, op.
weregirl 0
if you kill that frog, I swear to god I'm finding you. -_-
FunwithBumperCar 0
If she likes it so much then prepare a "classic" French meal to take her mind off.
Got_any_grapes1 4
DONT BOIL HIM YOU PIECE OF TRASH TAKE IT OUT AND LET IT GO
xdust 4
you can't boil a frog! didn't you pay atention in grade one. as you raze the temperature the frog adapts and survives.
ImTheAlpha 30
I'm pretty sure a frog can't survive 500° F.
Sarcasm_wins 0
From what I hear, having the heat on with a dead frog (possibly dead animal in general) in the water causes it to release some contaminant that will leave painful boils on your skin anywhere the water touches. Disclaimer, I have no idea how true this is, I just heard it from a friend who's step mom apparently had it happen to her. It makes some kind of sense though, the dead animal being a rotting corpse and all with lots of bacteria.
MrJentipede 2
hot tubs cap out at 104F, moron also, nice job spelling "lightning"