Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML
Today, I overheard my mom’s boyfriend viciously berating and verbally abusing her. I got in his face and started yelling that he can’t talk to her that way. He stormed out and we haven’t heard from him since. Now my mom is pissed and wants to kick me out for “ruining” her relationship. Sorry I guess. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my mom, and stormed out of the house. I walked two blocks before realizing that I have no place to go, and no friends to vent to. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML
Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for going through her closet for some warmer clothes. She had a rant about taking her clothes without her permission, all while wearing a pair of my boots and one of my sweaters. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, my mom ambushed me with my cheating ex-fiancé, thinking being in the same room would miraculously change the past and we’d get back together. When I tried to walk out, my mom screamed like a banshee and latched onto my leg. After this I’m putting her in a retirement home and never visiting. FML
Today, my mother told me she thinks it is time for me to move into my own place. I agreed with her and went to look at studios/flats online. She later came into my room, saw me looking at places and then got pissed off at me, saying that I hate her for wanting to leave her. FML
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ladyme_fml 0
hahahahahaha well, it's better that way. Do you really want to hear your mother's orgasms in the room next to the one you're in? I don't think so.
xKoga 0
Sounds like they use your bed as a special vacation area. :P
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xKoga 0
Sounds like they use your bed as a special vacation area. :P
Novogrod 0
That is so hot.
lovelydefiance89 0
yeah I doubt you would want to hear your mother moaning to her boyfriend. not exactly my idea of white noise
epicfailburger 0
you shoulda said can I join in with you?
Jrook 0
slash his tires if he's not a bum
QueenOfStars 0
lol
ppb723 0
dat suxx!! wat did u do
liveloveandownit 0
Are you surprized that your mom likes to FUUUCK! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGGA5aWxKKk
liveloveandownit 0
Maybe they just want your bed to actually get some action this new decade.
kiss_of_death 0
ya, take out the tires
Kurabsence 0
this is an fml why...? toughen up a little and get some friends... my god my girlfriend can't get out of her house her mom used to keep her practicly locked in. Sorry but I'm enraged that you'd think your life sucks.... Personally, ydi, ******.
Philosophic 0
@ 106 - I think the FML is about the OP's mom kicking the OP out as the boyfriend entered the house. So SMD.
zZPedobearZz 0
smd and syod? @106 Im pretty sure that OP does get out of the house enough, and the mom just wants to **** around with the boyfriend. the story is kinda incomplete tho :/
MrsUchiha 0
SMD: Suck My Dick. SYOD: Suck Your Own Dick.
li_vikki 0
maybe the boyfriend doesnt know she has a daughter
Jrook 0
lol 110 is very right and 106 is very wrong and stupid.
mama2b3 20
haha momma wants to get her freak on!
tinkerbell1357 0
lolz!!! not really an FML tho
Shae84 0
What is with this generation of teenagers? when I was younger I spent all day at friends houses, or the mall, or the pool. I was never at home. Nowadays kids sit in front of a comp playing World of Warcraft.
Shae84 0
What is with this generation of teenagers? when I was younger I spent all day at friends houses, or the mall, or the pool. I was never at home. Nowadays kids sit in front of a comp playing World of Warcraft.
Pearljammer001 0
well "this generation" can't do that kind of thing anymore because the world is full of molester, kidnappers, murderers, and gangs. or your child has no friends, take you pick :)
Rosalie_Haostn 0
haha yep what that person above me said. my mum just never let's me go anywhere with anyone. but then contradicts herself saying I never ******* go anywhere. well I wonder why....?!
Shae84 0
I'm only 25, I don't think the world has changed THAT much since the year 2000. Gangs and murderers and molesters? All around back then too!
Pearljammer001 0
dumb hypocritical parents :)
Pearljammer001 0
hey guess, I was just as alive as you in the year 2000. I know these things were around. were not talking about 10 years (yes, I KNOW) but when our parents were born that s*** wasn't going on. or at least not on such a massive scale
cearalaken 0
i wish my parents were like that there always trying to keep me in the house as much as possible :P
Shae84 0
You aren't making any sense. Gangs and murders and rapes have been going on for DECADES. You just hear about it more because technology makes the news more accessible. Not to mention all of the TV shows that increase the awareness of heinous crimes. There is no excuse for sitting at home playing computer games all day. Stop making excuses. Go outside. You'll live, I promise. :)
Pearljammer001 0
funny, I don't remember ever stating that I never go outside, I just (used to when i was younger) have a lot of friends with strict parents like that. now if you'll excuse me I need to go mow my fathers lawn :)
crazycornn 0
actually 63, kids these days spend a lot of time out of the house. that's why the term 'not having a life' still gets tossed around a lot
Pearljammer001 0
exactly^^^ only people with no friend under the age of 12 spend all day inside playing wow. so stop dissin' the teenage generation please and thank you.
Kurabsence 0
WoW is a decent game infact, it doesn't have to consume your life and devour your firstborn....
zippit09 0
Then more of WoW's subscribers are in fact YOUR contemporaries than teenagers. Whose generation sucks now?
abby1029 8
lol smae :P
ladyme_fml 0
hahahahahaha well, it's better that way. Do you really want to hear your mother's orgasms in the room next to the one you're in? I don't think so.
Brenda_a5 0
agree #3
infinitegrace 21
That's what the like button is for. #6
mindee 0
leave for a while and comeback and act likeable bugalur
PsychoMerk 0
"burgerlar"?
PsychoMerk 0
now I want mcdonalds :)
RODEOqueen 0
we got what they meant... go read a book or something.
Shae84 0
FAIL- Burglar!
ForestFire0 1
even after editing they couldn't spell it right-"bugalur" ha! And to the person who told the guy to go read a book, it's really sad that you consider that an insult.
PsychoMerk 0
@ 74, you've obviously never gotten a happy meal ;0 it's the guy in the striped, black and white shirt. ie. The Burger Burglar -_-
iwadasn 33
He's not the Burger Burglar, he's the Hamburglar!
Shae84 0
it's the Hamburglar, not the burgerlar. I guess you haven't had one either!
sterrizzill 0
and that purple ******!
toxic10uhc 0
roflmfao!!!
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
these comments are full of FAIL!
soccer_90 0
wow haha
MzRabbit 0
you know what they're about to do (wink wink) lol
lilhedz 0
watch a movie and drink seltzer?
thebeav2004 0
Ya. sorry about that.
ColdGold 6
Leave. . . wait . . . ask for money first.
farsidee 0
This
wickidsmaht 0
that's rude of your mom to make you leave. she never seemed to mind riding me when you were sleeping.
whatshernuts 0
#15: Obviously the new boyfriend does a better job than you did, then ;)
cooluc 0
oh snap, epic pwnage!
Ademus 0
LMAO! 15 Got OWNED!
FML_ATM 0
#15 so your mom was a horse? Cuz in that case I bet she got ridden a lot too!
orangesodaftw 0
Well, op, would you rather stay and listen to your mom and her boyfriend have sex? No? Well, be grateful that she kicked you out for a while.
cgysoccerfreak 0
I love your mom