Today, a frog made my hot tub his new home. I can't stand frogs and he moves lightening fast. I think the only way to get rid of him is to turn the heat on and boil him. Which I would do if my daughter didn't already adore him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up exhausted because a croaking frog had kept me awake the night before. This has happened every night for the past week, and no matter how far away I take the frog, it always ends up sitting in the same place the next morning. FML
Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML
Today, I tried to have a relaxing soak in the tub. The giant wolf spider that was already in the tub didn't like me trying to set it free outside. It ran right across my feet and back into my house when I dumped it out of a cup outside. I screamed like a little girl. FML
Today, as a frog biologist I was out in the field searching for a relatively rare frog species. After three hours I finally heard the frog call and I crept closer and closer to the sound until... squish... I stepped on the very frog I was trying to collect. They're endangered. FML
Today, my cat has a new hobby: She goes fishing. As in she catches the frogs out of the ornamental pond, then walks into my freshly mopped kitchen with dripping wet, muddy feet. FML
Today, I was backpacking, and I was in a tent. It had rained all day and finally, I was dry. I settled down in my slightly damp sleeping bag. I woke up halfway through the night with a frog on my face and my feet in freezing cold water. Our tent had drifted into a frog pond. FML
Today, I found the carcass of the frog that got into my house last week. It was a horrifying sight, but not nearly as horrifying as the fact that I found it in my refrigerator. No, I don't know how it got in there either. FML
Today, a water snake slithered into our pool. He can have it. FML
Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. FML
Today, my 3-year-old daughter put her grow-in-water salamander in my fish tank. The residue from the toy gummed up the filter and killed all the fish. FML
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SShelbyy 1
He's her prince charming :)
MetallicaRules19 4
poor frog! dont be a bitch and kill it!
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vsx2000goton 0
Your daughter = win :3
Somedood117 0
I MODERATED THIS ONE.
in_wonderland 1
ummmm you deserve it for hating frogs!! frogs are awesome and not harmful, so get a grip.
cooperd52 6
What's so wrong about frogs?
AntoshaChekhonte 6
What a poor little froggie! I love frogs. I think they're adorable (**** if I know why). You know what? I bet that frog is terrified too. Maybe it doesn't know how to get out of the hot tub. I mean, it's just a frog after all.
Luvmehateme292 0
Awwwwwww!!!!!! I !!!!!! They're so cute!!! I used to have one, but then one day when I was cleaning his cage (I had him sitting in a bowl right behind me, he usually enjoyed it) my decided to play toss with him!
m1ssophiebee 0
please don't kill it. just use a bowl or net to scoop it out
hotdogcore 9
What the hell is wrong with you? You're going to boil the creature to death just because you don't like it? Would you do that if it was a dog or a cat? I certainly hope not. Find a humane way to get rid of it, and put on your big girl panties and tell your kid that you got rid of it, or that it hopped away.
mpclaw 3
explain to her that Frog Legs are tasty when sautéed with butter and garlic.
619warrior281 5
Use the frog to Teach the child how her puppy "ran away".