cowduck7

Mr Seattle, WA, United States of America 28 years-old Single

Tang 27 February 2017, 14:00 Fort Lauderdale, United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he wasn't on Facebook for the last two days. It turned out his father found out we were talking, and banned him from logging on. He's 19. FML

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RickTooBomb 5 October 2016, 15:23 Falls Church, United States

Today, I was working as a valet when an old guy came up and wanted us to park his car. He said he had an accident. We looked in the car and saw poop all over the seat. We still had to park the car. FML

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