Fml24609
United States
Today, I misspelled the word "failure" in front of all my co-workers. Now I'm not given any writing tasks. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized I had misspelled "Education" on all the resumes I've been submitting. FML
JadeC
United States
Today, I was fired. For "lack of attention to details", specifically spelling errors. My now ex-boss misspelled the name of his own company on my severance agreement. FML
Is he stupid?
United States
Overachiever
Today, due to being stressed and overwhelmed by my tasks, I made a mistake and completed a few of my colleagues' tasks as well. When I informed my boss about it, he said that I did an outstanding job, but I shouldn't have messed with other people's documents. As a result, my promised raise is cancelled. FML
Anonymous
Regina, Canada
Stuck
Today, I found out that I'm not getting a new position I applied for at my company. Now, I have to continue working for my boss, who recently severely criticized my spelling in my reports, only they weren't my reports, and when I pointed this out, she simply never responded. FML
CanIGoHomeNow
Delirious
Today, while not feeling well at work, I had to finish up some papers. I was so out of it, I couldn't remember how to spell my name. I had to improvise by pronouncing each syllable of my name out loud. My boss now thinks I'm a dumbass. FML
gt
Canada
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Max
Today, I sent a thank you note after a job interview, emphasizing my accuracy at editing written reports; I misspelled the company's name. FML
Anonymous
Winona, United States
Today, I got pulled off a hugely important project, all because I accidentally spelled "country" as "cuntry" in an email to our client. FML
ksa
Katowice, Poland
Today, my boss made me type up my own written warning, where I had to trash myself and describe my own "shocking incompetence". All the department heads are going to receive a copy of this. FML
anda1000douchesscourthispostformistakes
Meriden, United States
Spelling Bee
Today, I made it onto my boss's shit-list, after pointing out that he'd misspelled "customer" as "costumer" 6 times in his report, and "college education" as "collage education" twice. It'd be a dick move on his part even if making corrections like this weren't part of my damn job. FML
Top comments
mattman1994 0
you misspelled faleure? wow who does that?
raghavfyl 0
hahaha u fail
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raghavfyl 0
hahaha u fail
Helbo 0
I agree with #1. How the hell do you misspell failure? That's a failure right there.
mattman1994 0
you misspelled faleure? wow who does that?
Ali_Br_fml 33
lol 9.
Sportsfan86 3
your lack of win disturbs me.
peter_saurusREX 0
You fail
Smyth 3
Look at it this way, you win at failing.
PixiiLuv 0
hahaha FALE! wait.. what?
turtles1321 0
nice lol go back to school :D
legonut4 0
it's funny because they think you can't spell I bet the tension in the air was nice and moist
iLuvCupcakesxoxo 0
oh mattman...IDK SO STUPID..jkjk.OP should write jackass on all the papers. OP they would NEVER know it's you cause the whole spelling stupid thing
robertdr 0
i am assuming this person is a journalist
beautikill 4
hahaha look on the bright side less work for you to do :)
Fother_Mucker 0
28 - Someone beat you to it. Fail.
spacerockerr37 0
lol it's ok. sometimes you just have one of those da
Legend_514 0
am I the only one impressed u spelled "misspelled" correctly?
number0 8
YDI for fayling at spelling.
dancingxthexmoon 0
51- I love your hair! :D. it's really cool!
bh0p 0
you fael!
dancingxthexmoon 0
fail.fail.fail.fail.fail.fail.fail.fail.etc. Op, you fail badly :P
selenagirl_fml 0
I doubt that only because of that they won't give you any tasks...
suppressed08 2
ironic, isn't it? >:D
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
fail. that makes the word fail mentioned 20 times so far in comments. that is true failure. 21.
joooeee 3
don't worry. Dwight shrute misspelled failure in the spelling bee final in fifth grade
Skroal_stomper 5
37 you are getting as bad as skroal who has been missing for a couple days. I knew he would get the hint. LOL
FYOL 0
you're such a "failer"! I mean failure!
selenagirl_fml 0
you sir LIAF at GNILIAF.
Massdebater 1
"today I had to spend another eight ******* hours in a job I hate working with total retards. one of then can't even spell failure right. FML"
SeanFredrick 3
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selenagirl_fml 0
Sean! where the hell are your other *******???
kiltsaresexy 4
51, your hair fails. Comb it.
ryguy997 0
EPIC FAIL
pippymiskers 4
faliure
jaidonsafira 0
HAHAH. Can you spell FAIL? oh wait, you probably can't. :)
88yasha 7
hahaha, you fail!
ParaCabXD 0
...that obviously not the first time you mad a simple and retarded spelling error like that one
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
lol 112 you realize there are 3 grammar mistakes in your writing, two of which are spelling? don't insult someone's spelling if you can't properly spell or use grammar in your own defense. failtacular.
pickle_jr 0
this also seems a little fake. he misspells a word in one day (notice how it starts out with today) and he is already asuming that he isn't getting any writing assignments? he does deserve it. but this also might be fake
zanguard 0
Legonut I enjoyed your comments until you started the moist thing. It's just annoying now :(
kiltsaresexy 4
122, capitalization errors are grammatical errors, too. Just thought I should let you know that you should take some of your own advice.
KoolKidFly 0
What a fial...
TYPiCALNiCOLE69 0
your a failure at life
remy3106 10
accually it's a fifth grade word for ur information
kittyx33 0
scuse me, fifth grade word.
Nena713 0
YDI for not spelling "excuse" right. :p
Ricko_Ram 12
You're***
kittyx33 0
YDI for not knowing how to spell a fourth grade word.
TYPiCALNiCOLE69 0
you're * for all those grammar Nazis out there ;]
selenagirl_fml 0
he spelled it right.
selenagirl_fml 0
*she, I didn't notice it was a girl.
SettoFail 9
it's funny because you failed at spelling failure. ironic .
seandawgy 0
how is that a bad thing
jackal181 7
I agree! Written tasks suck :p
schwancy 2
Your co-worker sounds like a nit-picky ass.
12luck34 0
FAILURE
shyserialkiller 0
Good. Go make some coffee. YDI.
alfiozm 0
dam dude dont feel so bad everybody makes mistakes....number 6 I think your really cute :)
KelceyLoves 0
Now I wanna know! D:
selenagirl_fml 0
to be continued...
lajaynay 15
Hehe. Pendatik for the win. Atrocious grammar should always be corrected, or at least made a mockery of. ;)
Lizzi_fml 10
What did you expect? It's a simple word to spell, sorry but you seriously deserved it.
linx468 8
YDI for living.