Today, a black cat crossed in front of my truck and I thought to myself that it was funny people believe black cats bring bad luck. Not even two minutes later, I drove my truck into a ditch. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML
Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML
Today, I got into my truck after a long day at work, only to notice that a large section of the seats and doors had been destroyed by a feral cat that had somehow gotten trapped inside. I’m still not sure how it got in. FML
Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML
Today, on my way home, a truck driver was speeding next to me and as he passed I saw his truck was the kind that takes livestock to be butchered. I was thinking that I didn’t look to see if there were animals in there. Suddenly, brown items hit my windshield. Yes, it didn’t "hit the fan," it hit my car. FML
Today, I saw a Tesla truck in my rear-view mirror and thought, "Oh, look how cool the front looks!" Five seconds later it rear-ended me. FML
Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML
Today, I'd finished cleaning the interior of my vehicle, but seconds later, a stray cat jumped in through the other opened door, and took a dump right in the center of the mat inside. FML
Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML
Today, my cat got outside and had the bright idea to walk in the middle of the road, right as a car was coming. The driver didn't notice him, so I had to sprint over there, leap into the road, and toss my cat to safety. He's fine, aside from being soaked (he landed in a puddle), but I've felt better. FML
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roaminginsomniac 0
It's not the cat's fault you can't drive.
xrod_fml 0
dude black cats ftw :p I see why ppl always go first!!! lol it's a big acomplishment ;p
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Comments (138)
nycfwa 0
YDI for being a bad driver
Official_Person 0
Cats have feelings too!
spaceshan69 0
yeah in your case it's only bad luck that you're a ******* moron that can't drive.
FernandoTorres_fml 0
You know what I love more than snickerdoodles? The fact that this site deletes all my comments. No, wait, I don't love that more than snickerdoodles.
sparxva 12
The cat probably saw how you drive and ran away out of a sense of self preservation. bad driving is your own fault--it isn't like the ditch jumped into your path.
cazens 0
hey I myself own 2 black cats and I'm not unlucky
The_Disturbed 5
lol. Over here in England a black cat crossing your path is good luck :P maybe if you were here you would have driven into a deer...then you'd get at least about £300 for the meat...happened to someone I know. The deer caused about £200 damage to his lorry cab, but he more than made up for it with the meat when he sold it. lol. Either way YDI. You obviously took your attention off of the road, causing your own misfortune. Try being more careful next time you see a black cat ;)
boredomkills89 0
Hopefully you have 4wd
Sekococo 0
Cats arent evil unless they eat a ****(rooster). :D
dsalex 0
today I saw a black cat. *Yay* Then I drove into a ditch. *Boo* Then i went to Texas. *Yay* Where I got the death sentence for being an idiot. *Yay*