Today, a black cat crossed in front of my truck and I thought to myself that it was funny people believe black cats bring bad luck. Not even two minutes later, I drove my truck into a ditch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML
Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML
Today, I got into my truck after a long day at work, only to notice that a large section of the seats and doors had been destroyed by a feral cat that had somehow gotten trapped inside. I’m still not sure how it got in. FML
Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML
Today, on my way home, a truck driver was speeding next to me and as he passed I saw his truck was the kind that takes livestock to be butchered. I was thinking that I didn’t look to see if there were animals in there. Suddenly, brown items hit my windshield. Yes, it didn’t "hit the fan," it hit my car. FML
Today, I saw a Tesla truck in my rear-view mirror and thought, "Oh, look how cool the front looks!" Five seconds later it rear-ended me. FML
Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML
Today, I'd finished cleaning the interior of my vehicle, but seconds later, a stray cat jumped in through the other opened door, and took a dump right in the center of the mat inside. FML
Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML
Today, my cat got outside and had the bright idea to walk in the middle of the road, right as a car was coming. The driver didn't notice him, so I had to sprint over there, leap into the road, and toss my cat to safety. He's fine, aside from being soaked (he landed in a puddle), but I've felt better. FML
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roaminginsomniac 0
It's not the cat's fault you can't drive.
xrod_fml 0
dude black cats ftw :p I see why ppl always go first!!! lol it's a big acomplishment ;p
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Comments (138)
MadaZer0 8
What? It's not *********** unless it turns back into a cat~
KurouTenshi 0
somehow I have to imagine the cat had nothing to do with your fail driving :/ and apparently a good amount of FML commentators would agree with me :D Don't hate the KurouNekos >.< even though I do realize that this cat I sent to kill you failed :/ but I shall fret not, you'll have to go for another drive soon enough ;)
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Crap! Snick, you're right! How can I escape this cold-blooded demon from hell?! D:
Randomxnp 10
Surely the cat didn't crash the truck, you did. It is you that brought bad luck, not the cat. Leave the poor thing out of it!
peasinacan 0
...no u ran into a ditch...not ur truck
iAlwaysYDI 0
ydi for not knowing the law of attraction.
snowking_fml 0
haha. maybe u r just a horrible driver
DaPlasticKid 0
LMFAO FYL
kikiholt 0
That's the trick with the black cat myth. It's not really bad luck. It's just that people get distracted with thinking of how bad luck the things are and don't realize they are headed straight for their doom.
perdix 31
You're still alive after you saw a black cat and crashed your truck, and you consider your luck "bad?" It's people who see a magenta-and-ochre cat that have really bad luck! Never heard of the magenta-and-ochre cat? That's because the people that have seen them have REALLY bad luck ;)