Today, a black cat crossed in front of my truck and I thought to myself that it was funny people believe black cats bring bad luck. Not even two minutes later, I drove my truck into a ditch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML
Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML
Today, I got into my truck after a long day at work, only to notice that a large section of the seats and doors had been destroyed by a feral cat that had somehow gotten trapped inside. I’m still not sure how it got in. FML
Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML
Today, on my way home, a truck driver was speeding next to me and as he passed I saw his truck was the kind that takes livestock to be butchered. I was thinking that I didn’t look to see if there were animals in there. Suddenly, brown items hit my windshield. Yes, it didn’t "hit the fan," it hit my car. FML
Today, I saw a Tesla truck in my rear-view mirror and thought, "Oh, look how cool the front looks!" Five seconds later it rear-ended me. FML
Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML
Today, I'd finished cleaning the interior of my vehicle, but seconds later, a stray cat jumped in through the other opened door, and took a dump right in the center of the mat inside. FML
Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML
Today, my cat got outside and had the bright idea to walk in the middle of the road, right as a car was coming. The driver didn't notice him, so I had to sprint over there, leap into the road, and toss my cat to safety. He's fine, aside from being soaked (he landed in a puddle), but I've felt better. FML
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roaminginsomniac 0
It's not the cat's fault you can't drive.
xrod_fml 0
dude black cats ftw :p I see why ppl always go first!!! lol it's a big acomplishment ;p
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Comments (138)
nightELFassasin6 0
snarf snarf
xDyZFuNkTiOnULx 0
your problem isn't black cats. The problems you think to much haha. andddd then ur ass ends up in ditches.
RuralNinja 0
YOU drove your truck into a ditch, not the cat. Thats not bad luck, thats poor driving. YDI
SugarRushxx 0
cat had mind control
realggirl 0
Bad driving is not bad luck. YDI
arman1717 0
ya blame the cat
chynab 0
damn tht sucks
astro2 0
luck is neutral at most times, it being good or bad is up to you. why did you blame the F-ing cat??? if you had simply treated it as nothing or like a speed bump and just continued driving over it, you'd be fine. You were too busy thinking about cats and bad luck you created your own As stated by others, bad driving is not bad luck, it means keep your eyes and concentration on the F-ing road.
gazelle_fml 0
maybe you should watch where your going !!!????
dojofalz 0
must be an Asian driver