Today, a black cat crossed in front of my truck and I thought to myself that it was funny people believe black cats bring bad luck. Not even two minutes later, I drove my truck into a ditch. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML
Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML
Today, I got into my truck after a long day at work, only to notice that a large section of the seats and doors had been destroyed by a feral cat that had somehow gotten trapped inside. I’m still not sure how it got in. FML
Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML
Today, on my way home, a truck driver was speeding next to me and as he passed I saw his truck was the kind that takes livestock to be butchered. I was thinking that I didn’t look to see if there were animals in there. Suddenly, brown items hit my windshield. Yes, it didn’t "hit the fan," it hit my car. FML
Today, I saw a Tesla truck in my rear-view mirror and thought, "Oh, look how cool the front looks!" Five seconds later it rear-ended me. FML
Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML
Today, I'd finished cleaning the interior of my vehicle, but seconds later, a stray cat jumped in through the other opened door, and took a dump right in the center of the mat inside. FML
Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML
Today, my cat got outside and had the bright idea to walk in the middle of the road, right as a car was coming. The driver didn't notice him, so I had to sprint over there, leap into the road, and toss my cat to safety. He's fine, aside from being soaked (he landed in a puddle), but I've felt better. FML
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roaminginsomniac 0
It's not the cat's fault you can't drive.
xrod_fml 0
dude black cats ftw :p I see why ppl always go first!!! lol it's a big acomplishment ;p
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Comments (138)
goatboy197 0
haha! fyl
Epicfailz01 0
CAROLINE!!!
iAlwaysYDI 0
THE LAW OF ATTRACTION IN ACTION !!!
cdogbeastman 0
EPIC WIN
thor89 0
Your a racist Imao
alanlester 0
where would a cat and a ditch be in close proximity?
Zigma_fml 0
That's not bad luck. That's bad driving.
Kris1987_fml 0
must be a woman driver
Mehness 0
Sexist.
catriona_cd 0
i agree about tha bad driving :) last time i had a black cat cross me was running fuel in western aus. i got him with the front wheel followed by another 42 wheels :) boy was i lucky to have lined him up right tho, only cos if i didn't i would have missed with the rest of the wheels :) lol
juggalo7173 0
maybe you should have put less attention into the cat and more into the driving
thor89 0
Your a racist Imao
pattheaninal 9
truth be told that women can't drive...
tweetbaby14 18
you ending up in a ditch has nothing to do with a cat crossing in front of your car. the fact that you were focusing on a cat while driving is why your car ended up in a ditch. there's a rule drivers follow called PAYING ATTENTION TO THE ROAD WHILE DRIVING not some friggin animal.
Heartbreakher 0
it's Coraline haha if you talking about the movie..
Austino713 0
Irony!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sleepyman 0
damn... your a great driver :D
kayztastic 0
maybe you shouldn't have been paying attention to the cat (:
Blatstuff 0
LOL Zigma. I agree wholeheartedly!! Unless, of course, the cat hopped in the truck and grabbed the wheel.... =)
Tripout 0
#73 it's not bad driving. It's stupidity.
HerDuckiee 0
lmfao!
teacher411 0
Yeah it's definitely bad driving. Not bad luck...
smokey_nugz405 0
damn all i was gnna say was that the kinda road that would have a black cat and a ditch is this well known area called the country. lol, but i see im into somebody else philisophical debate about the plausible ramifications of folklore and fact. hahahahahaha vroooom! jefffah dun ham
xrod_fml 0
dude black cats ftw :p I see why ppl always go first!!! lol it's a big acomplishment ;p
jcrook 0
No, no, no. In Soviet Russia, black cat runs over you.
Boffer 0
There is no longer such a thing called Soviet Russia. And if the cat would run over a Russian itself, the Russian fellow probably just had too much vodka.
camopantsSUCK 0
#23 you sure have a good way of wrecking jokes......asshole.
KateeJo 0
He didn't even run over the cat?
purplemnm 9
18 hahaha!!! I saw that in Amsterdam! the guy was pissed drunk xDD
Pointy130 0
In soviet Russia, mudkip lieks you.
MysteryJoker 5
In Soviet Russia, you'd be taken to a ditch in the middle of the woods and shot for making any sort of joke about Russia.
Cjw1220 0
**** or gtfo
xrod_fml 0
ahh nuu someone sent there's first :( lol
koolkat27 13
Uh....what?
pedosmurf 7
Black cats have nothing to do with bad driving
poiuytrewqlkjhgf 0
HAHA never underestimate black cats, broken mirrors...etc.
roaminginsomniac 0
It's not the cat's fault you can't drive.
KateeJo 0
Well, maybe if his mind wasn't on cats he would have driven better?
purplepandaz 0
maybe if he WAS a cat he would've drove better
beachgirl199661 0
I'm 98% Irish never doubt luck belive me
john_cena_fml 0
Actually, it's good luck to own one. It's bad luck for one to cross your path by chance.
iamchuck 0
What's funny is how you think people will be to awed by the coincidence to notice you are an idiot that can't drive.
blackcats31 0
you just can't drive, it's not the cats fault. So YDI.
blackcats31 0
dang it, #5 wrong the same thing I did first. =|
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Just a coincidence. And, gee, I don't know--- maybe you crashed because you were distracted thinking about how funny it was that people think black cats are bad luck. This is an obvious YDI. Don't be superstitious.