Today, a black cat crossed in front of my truck and I thought to myself that it was funny people believe black cats bring bad luck. Not even two minutes later, I drove my truck into a ditch. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML
Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML
Today, I got into my truck after a long day at work, only to notice that a large section of the seats and doors had been destroyed by a feral cat that had somehow gotten trapped inside. I’m still not sure how it got in. FML
Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML
Today, on my way home, a truck driver was speeding next to me and as he passed I saw his truck was the kind that takes livestock to be butchered. I was thinking that I didn’t look to see if there were animals in there. Suddenly, brown items hit my windshield. Yes, it didn’t "hit the fan," it hit my car. FML
Today, I saw a Tesla truck in my rear-view mirror and thought, "Oh, look how cool the front looks!" Five seconds later it rear-ended me. FML
Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML
Today, I'd finished cleaning the interior of my vehicle, but seconds later, a stray cat jumped in through the other opened door, and took a dump right in the center of the mat inside. FML
Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML
Today, my cat got outside and had the bright idea to walk in the middle of the road, right as a car was coming. The driver didn't notice him, so I had to sprint over there, leap into the road, and toss my cat to safety. He's fine, aside from being soaked (he landed in a puddle), but I've felt better. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
roaminginsomniac 0
It's not the cat's fault you can't drive.
xrod_fml 0
dude black cats ftw :p I see why ppl always go first!!! lol it's a big acomplishment ;p
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (138)
taussie 0
always blame the black things in life lol
Crucifictorious 0
hey now, don't blame the cat for your incompetence.
dragonmystik3030 0
funny how pussy can get you into trouble. hey. someone HAD to say it.
DakodaC 0
I have three black cats I try bottom go by that superstition
youthink_fml 0
Nothing to do with the cat. You just suck at driving.
Ventingisgood 0
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. -Groucho Marx
Sionnach 10
Mirrors, ladders, umbrellas, all bullshit. But don't **** with the cats. They always get their mark.
Gobsnoglin 0
YDI for daydreaming about cats. Please stop driving.
Blatstuff 0
Hahaha rbkhockey33, at least now I dont have to say it! ;)
Cupcaken 0
You make it sound as if you were stupid for underestimating the power of supersticion. as if your life is ****** cause you thought it and it then happened. realy this story is more of a MLIA...