Today, I was driving on roads that were bad from two days of snow. I spun my car out, and ended up half-way in a ditch. Thinking that I could push my car out of the snow, I got out of my car, landing in waist deep snow. When trying to get back in, I fell neck deep into snow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML
Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML
Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML
Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off my car. After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished. Except the car keys were missing from my pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow. FML
Today, I jumped into a pile of snow which had built up against a wall. Turns out it wasn't snow but a pile of cement covered by an inch of snow. I now have a 3 inch cut along my leg and a sprained wrist from falling. FML
Today, as a finisher to a date with my girlfriend we decided to park behind the school and mess around. As we were pulling into a dark shaded spot, she drove straight into a snow bank. We spent the rest of our time together trying to dig the car out. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML
Today, I lost control of my car on a patch of ice and slid off the road, messing up my car. I was working on a news story about bad road conditions. FML
Today, I was driving slightly off road for work to clean a well. I didn't want to get my boots muddy by walking the last 20 ft through mud, so I tried to drive through. I spent the next four hours on hands and knees digging my way out. FML
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dewaltdave 0
I like midgets.
epoh_fml 0
If you don't live where it snows, roads being bad after two days of bad weather will make no sense to you. Snow plows can only do so much. The roads are still left with a bit of ice and snow on them and it doesn't melt until it stops snowing and the sun comes out. Even with salt and sand down, roads can be trecherous. I live in CT where we have efficient plow crews, and I am still very cautious when driving for a few days after a blizzard. FYL OP. But the mental image is kind of funny :-)
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Comments (95)
wazdog 4
women.
hoschiadedodi 0
midgets.
blland 0
americans.
Shizzlator 3
canadians.
nnero0 0
Underpants!
shortie_sauce 0
donkey!
Lounia_fml 8
Failures.
Zer0_Zer0 0
Women.
jisaac09 25
18 has the only expiation cause if the car was moving then the snow couldnt have been 3 feet deep for the OP to sink up to her waist..... and if there was a plow that pushed the snow into the ditch then the snow would have been hard enough to walk thru..... this is a fake..... Im srry but i only come to FML.com to read FMLs and if they didnt happen then they arent FML but at least make em plausible....
lamezzzville 0
I drove my jeep through over 5 feet of snow... ended up pretty much on its side and was able to get out of it in neck deep snow :-P when I jumped off the rocker panel I was in over my neck...
daniisme 0
if you were neck deep OP, then you wouldn't be able to get out, and hypothermia?
kei1108 13
ugh. I meant to vote this down..
dasin 18
have seen people get out cause you forgot they were half in half on the plowed road they get out on the plowed part see/think its not deep and move to the front to push and BAM in the snow they are which plows dont push snow for it to be hard all over. i was on a snow plow berm and sank in and it was a tight spot should have all been hard
dewaltdave 0
I like midgets.
LoveDemon 19
So What ???
Lord_Stubby 2
8th! On someones 2nd comment! OMGZ WE ARE SO COOL! :D
ifoundthishat 0
Third to comment on the second comment?
Cjw1220 0
4th! Jumping jesus on a pogo stick i'm cool.
hurtandabused 7
Don't move again lol call for help
lettertjes 0
Brrr cold.
rooskieroo 0
serious of unfortunate..and retarded events.
skeleton_skinner 0
:(
Lord_Stubby 2
Ouch :s
Infamia 0
LOL, sounds like something from a cartoon. :D Sorry about that, though.
PirateMan 0
YDI for leaving the kitchen
Fminetoo 0
I was wondering why my dishes are still dirty and i didnt get my sandwhich. lol. Jk, sorry about your luck OP, i feel your pain, im in Northeast Ohio. I havent left my house in three days, but then again, that may be because im carless. lol.
FunnyWeasel 7
two days of snow? where the hell is the snow plows?
TheLetterZero 7
I would assume the snow plows would put more snow in the ditch.
supertech 0
I'm calling bullshit