Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. I also found out from her husband that she has her nipples and nether regions pierced. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. She stole my wallet. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML
Today, I flew home to visit my parents. We haven't seen each other in two years, I've gotten a few tattoos done since, and I knew they wouldn't approve, so I bought whole new outfits that covered everything and looked professional. When I got there, the first thing my mom says to me is, "Is that a nose ring!?" FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "Son, I want you to suck upon my nipples of knowledge." FML
Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML
Today, my mom told me that she had great news: we were going to meet my biological parents. I didn't know I was adopted. FML
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Top comments
diet_otaku 0
this site really needs a "what's the big deal?" button.
zabeth_fml 0
OMG NOT PIERCINGS NOOOOO! ...Seriously. So what?
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Comments (108)
skalman_sthlm 0
I don't get it, why did he tell YOU that? That's not a thing you want to know about your own mother unless you're one of those freaks on Jerry Springer show.
wingedvictorian 0
i agree the piercings aren't a big deal, but honestly how did that come up in conversation? the OP walks into the house, probably nervous and expectant about meeting her mother, and what do they talk about? the past? their hopes for their new relationship? no...they decide to discuss the mother's "nether regions" hahaha wtf
ilikequarters 0
FYL! oh wait who cares
cattoe7 0
soo your mom sounds fun
Rota 0
Sounds cool. **** her life for having such a sheltered kid.
AmyBeth 0
That stuff is SOOOOOOO stuid and tacky! They should have never started doing things like that!
khatuba 0
Someone who finally has some sense. Thanks, AmyBeth.
diet_otaku 0
for a lot of women those piercings increase pleasurable sensations. that's hardly stupid or tacky, nor does it mean those women have no sense.
LuxLisbon_fml 0
If it's not on your body, why's it bothering you? Especially nipple and genital piercings, which you can't even tell that people have when they're fully clothed. It's a bit late to be saying 'they should have never started doing things like that' - body piercings aren't some modern fad; they've been around in various cultures for centuries.
AshleyRose784 0
I don't think it's the piercings that bothered her but rather the idea that it's TMI for your first meeting with your mother.
RageWolf16 31
OP's name is "disgusted" so I think that option is ruled out
randomxtremely 0
Let a person do what they wanna do.
pleasetryagain 0
If those are the sort of crazy liberal shenanigans that set you off your rocker, then shouldn't you be glad that she didn't raise you? And if this is about TMI, then this is even lamer than I originally thought. How long can a TMI really bother you? Someone says something mildly inappropriate and then you move on! Where is the "who cares/not an fml" button?
thatonekid2010 0
YDI