Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. I also found out from her husband that she has her nipples and nether regions pierced. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. She stole my wallet. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML
Today, I flew home to visit my parents. We haven't seen each other in two years, I've gotten a few tattoos done since, and I knew they wouldn't approve, so I bought whole new outfits that covered everything and looked professional. When I got there, the first thing my mom says to me is, "Is that a nose ring!?" FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "Son, I want you to suck upon my nipples of knowledge." FML
Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML
Today, my mom told me that she had great news: we were going to meet my biological parents. I didn't know I was adopted. FML
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diet_otaku 0
this site really needs a "what's the big deal?" button.
zabeth_fml 0
OMG NOT PIERCINGS NOOOOO! ...Seriously. So what?
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Comments (108)
mattmag 0
This is why adopted kids shouldn't go out searching for their biological parents. They just find weirdos who luckily had enough sense not to raise them.
ominousky 1
sounds like u have a great mom
aaaaa12345_fml 0
thats just ******* weird
ohhdamn 0
mmm, and this is why they invented mylifeisaverage.com MLIA and so is yours/
zedsonata 2
Well I've looked after a few adopted and foster kids and none of them have turned out like their birth parents.
56578 0
Hey, at least she was thoughtful enough to put you up for adoption instead of getting an abortion.
belestrange 0
You know what? **** YOU. I am seventeen years old. I am also adopted. I can't meet my mom until my birthday next year, and I have been waiting my entire life to meet her. Don't get me wrong - I love my adopted parents, but I've always wondered what my birth mom was like, and she's the only one I have, because my birth father is dead. You should be ******* grateful that A) your mom is still alive and B) she took the time to see you. Who gives a shit if she has some piercings, even if they are a little unconventional? You absolutely disgust me.
kitkatvan 5
It's the fact that the mom's husband told her about it on the first day she met her. It's not exactly something you would want to know. I would be worried if you weren't a little grossed out to find that out when you barely know her. Don't be such an ass
cms70 0
So what? I was adopted, but I know all about my bio mom cause the couple that adopted me are HER parents. Yeah, my grandparents. And my mom is my sister. Anyway, she's a *****, used to be a stripper, is a drug addict, slept with my other sister's husband, and when I was 17 she visited and decided to sqeeze her fat ass into my shorts. She has also been married three times. All her husbands were the same. Drugs addicts who liked to beat women and little children. How about being grateful your mother just has some peircings and actually agreed to meet you? I know a lot of TMI about my bio mom, its not a big deal.
xhalighx 0
It seems to me that the screen name "Disgusted" points to a snobbish bitch. But if I'm wrong and it's as others have said, too much information, then I change it to immature bitch. Seriously I'm so tired of immature tweens/tween minded adults/tween minded teens. Jesus.
notsodelighted 0
hum. people really do not like you, OP