Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. I also found out from her husband that she has her nipples and nether regions pierced. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. She stole my wallet. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML
Today, I flew home to visit my parents. We haven't seen each other in two years, I've gotten a few tattoos done since, and I knew they wouldn't approve, so I bought whole new outfits that covered everything and looked professional. When I got there, the first thing my mom says to me is, "Is that a nose ring!?" FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "Son, I want you to suck upon my nipples of knowledge." FML
Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML
Today, my mom told me that she had great news: we were going to meet my biological parents. I didn't know I was adopted. FML
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diet_otaku 0
this site really needs a "what's the big deal?" button.
zabeth_fml 0
OMG NOT PIERCINGS NOOOOO! ...Seriously. So what?
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Comments (108)
penisface69 17
i dont think the poster said fml cause of the fact that her biological mother has her nipples and vag pierced. this is an fml because its awkward that the husband told her this. its like Hi! Nice to meet you. Oh yeah, your mom has her ****** pierced.
tangerine_12 0
are you people serious? you people are saying that you would not be grossed out if your dad told you that your mom suddenly got her nipples and ****** pierced? you would seriously not be grossed out by that??
ArielTheMermaid 17
yeah but it's not exactly FML more like TMI
xbox_playa 0
omfg your sick. i cant believe you actually want ur moms ****** and nipples pierced. psycho
zach055 23
did you even read the post?
MonikaK89 0
Your mom sounds classy.
TheGuyInsideU 0
thats hot
ArielTheMermaid 17
um.........so? not really a big deal
pearsonM 0
lmao!! hahahaha I hope it's not like that when If I ever met my dad!
mimeshadow 1
And the problem is? I have my nipples pierced cuz guess what? They are mine not anyone elses. U shouldnt care who has done what with their body.
Steffi 26
I think it's more of an FML because her biological mothers husband told her.
fml_mu 10
LOL that's the culture in US. Have kids, leave get married to some1 else. Without even bothering abt what going to happen to the kids. xD
kitkatvan 5
That's kinda the point of giving someone up for adoption, jackass. It's not only in America that adoption is happening, you ****
whatarethis 2
FYmomsL for being having to meet her snob daughter. Sounds like giving you up was a good decision.