Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. I also found out from her husband that she has her nipples and nether regions pierced. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. She stole my wallet. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML
Today, I flew home to visit my parents. We haven't seen each other in two years, I've gotten a few tattoos done since, and I knew they wouldn't approve, so I bought whole new outfits that covered everything and looked professional. When I got there, the first thing my mom says to me is, "Is that a nose ring!?" FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "Son, I want you to suck upon my nipples of knowledge." FML
Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML
Today, my mom told me that she had great news: we were going to meet my biological parents. I didn't know I was adopted. FML
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Top comments
diet_otaku 0
this site really needs a "what's the big deal?" button.
zabeth_fml 0
OMG NOT PIERCINGS NOOOOO! ...Seriously. So what?
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Comments (108)
MkayET 2
Why would he tell you that???? I am sooo sorry
ilanie04 16
So? this isn't a big deal fr
kaitiecarlson 8
so what? I have my nipples pierced and they are awesome. my husband goes balisitc. I can understand being a little uncomfortable with the TMI.