Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. I also found out from her husband that she has her nipples and nether regions pierced. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. She stole my wallet. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML
Today, I flew home to visit my parents. We haven't seen each other in two years, I've gotten a few tattoos done since, and I knew they wouldn't approve, so I bought whole new outfits that covered everything and looked professional. When I got there, the first thing my mom says to me is, "Is that a nose ring!?" FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "Son, I want you to suck upon my nipples of knowledge." FML
Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML
Today, my mom told me that she had great news: we were going to meet my biological parents. I didn't know I was adopted. FML
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Top comments
diet_otaku 0
this site really needs a "what's the big deal?" button.
zabeth_fml 0
OMG NOT PIERCINGS NOOOOO! ...Seriously. So what?
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Comments (108)
diet_otaku 0
this site really needs a "what's the big deal?" button.
sarawr 0
I think she was more grossed out at the extreme amount of information she was given. The husband didn't need to tell her any of those things and as it was her first time meeting her mum, it made an impression.
TC1_fml 0
I SO second that. This is like My Life's Awesome, not a FML...
nonotme 0
Agreed.
scarlett29 0
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
nads_fml 0
so awesome
Canuck 0
so the **** what.. I agree.. not a fml or a ydi just a stfw
cuzitwasgood 3
You want me to call the wambulance? Sheesh.
awesome_is_me 0
you're right, she has the right to be disgusted. but, luckly for her, it was only something like this. when she walks in on her parents having sex, then we can talk on equal footing.
sickinlove13 0
I agree or a "stop complaining" or "stfu" button. What's the big deal with this? It's not like her mom showed her the piercings after her husband mentioned them.
tobyraza 0
OK, everyone who is saying "this is not an FML"- imagine YOUR mom having that. Isn't that at least a little shameful? Freaking sex-ridden jerks. OP, sorry for you. *Sympathy*
ensfast 0
agreed
whatarethis 2
Can't wait to see your future spouses FML, #86...."FML, my spouse is such an uptight prude"
purupuru 1
Intense.
AriettaX 15
ow x3
Tika876 18
Wow too much info for a FIRST encountering with ur MOM.
00754chan 0
MILF ;D
ZleveL 0
oh yeah baby :D
jessamyn_it_is 0
you must be really proud of her..
zabeth_fml 0
OMG NOT PIERCINGS NOOOOO! ...Seriously. So what?
nazooer 11
...How would you feel if you were just meeting your mother and her husband comes up to you and says "HEY Guess what?? your mom has her nipples and pussy pierced!!"
cyberotter 0
I would say awesome
Pixxee 0
: S Yumm
teebonehead 0
And how did this come up in your chat , sounds like a sicko to me .
Eiger 0
This is not an FML.
abdur 0
This is an FML alright! Way to go first impression!