Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. I also found out from her husband that she has her nipples and nether regions pierced. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. She stole my wallet. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML
Today, I flew home to visit my parents. We haven't seen each other in two years, I've gotten a few tattoos done since, and I knew they wouldn't approve, so I bought whole new outfits that covered everything and looked professional. When I got there, the first thing my mom says to me is, "Is that a nose ring!?" FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "Son, I want you to suck upon my nipples of knowledge." FML
Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML
Today, my mom told me that she had great news: we were going to meet my biological parents. I didn't know I was adopted. FML
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Top comments
diet_otaku 0
this site really needs a "what's the big deal?" button.
zabeth_fml 0
OMG NOT PIERCINGS NOOOOO! ...Seriously. So what?
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Comments (108)
FarSide 23
...and your point is????
Kman09 0
Dude why? just why?
didi666_fml 0
I dont get it?
jmeg_fml 0
Your mom's cool.
Books4Me 0
Um....so? I have never seriously thought the site needed a 'so what?' button before seeing this FML.
lesb_lv 0
Why do u care, which parts of HER body she had pierced? Shes your mother not your wife to be! If I were u my 1st question should be why in a hell did she gave me up, not speaking with her current partner about piercerd body parts....
Andreas2402 0
Didn't you ask how many piercings she got?
kaly_fml 1
....and? What are you, 10? "Ewwww, my mommy has a piercing down there!!"
hotjavalava 0
I hope she doesnt work a night job...Yeah, my mom works at the local penthouse.
eli_guerra 0
How is it snobish if somebody is grossed out by the fact that their biological mom they finally met has piercings on her boobs and coochie? Thats TMI but it'd be worse if u walked in on them or this was the parent that raised you instead.