Today, I found out I have aggressive brain cancer, then my girlfriend dumped me because, as she put it, if I’m going to be dead in a year anyway, she might as well move on now so as not to waste her time. I knew she was evil, it’s what I loved about her, but man, this is low even for her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that a girl I had been seeing for two months used her having a brain tumor as an excuse to break up with me. She said she wouldn’t feel good for three months because of treatment, but then a month into "treatment", she posted a picture on a date with someone else. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me. The reason? She sent me a link to a story online about a woman who abused her dog to the point of death and I didn’t vomit while reading it. According to her, that makes me a “heartless monster.” FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I found out I have diabetes. She thought it was an STD and I had cheated on her. So I explained what it really was and she dumped me again because she didn't want her future children to inherit my fucked up DNA. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because, she says, I have diabetes and she can’t handle the complications that may occur in the future. This after I arranged for her to take trip to Italy to ride horses, which has been on her bucket list for like 10 years. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with depression. My girlfriend's idea of consoling me was to break up with me because she can't date a "psycho". FML
Today, my long-term girlfriend broke up with me because my hair "falls out" and I "will definitely be bald soon", even though it's not that bad. The same girl who I supported through her chemotherapy and gave her promises that I would stay with her no matter how she looked. FML
Today, my wife dumped me because I have a non-operable brain tumour. It’s not going to kill me, just gives me intermittent symptoms resembling a stroke. She said she couldn’t handle being my carer and left. I don’t need a carer, sometimes I just need to sit until the symptoms go away. FML
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML
Today, my wife filed for divorce. Last month, she was diagnosed with stage 4, terminal, inoperable cancer. We got a second (confirmed) opinion. She has maybe six months left. She told me she doesn't want to spend her last remaining days on this earth with me. Our 33rd anniversary was in May. FML
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shello_liv22 5
You knew she was evil and that’s what you love about her?? Sorry for the bad news, but you obviously should be around people who are going to be uplifting right now, you might have dodged a bullet with this one.
spinningrecords 14
I don’t understand how you can call her actions low when you know and love the quality that led to the action. What she did was efficient and within her wheelhouse, so get over it. It sucks that you have an aggressive cancer, but some people can’t do the emotional drain that goes with it.
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shello_liv22 5
You knew she was evil and that’s what you love about her?? Sorry for the bad news, but you obviously should be around people who are going to be uplifting right now, you might have dodged a bullet with this one.
Doom_Kitty 14
That's not neccessarily evil, it's either efficient because technically she's not wrong with that, or it is insecure like in 'i can't take this load'. Either way she has absolutely no ability to work with her emotions, so yes - probably dodged a bullet. I'm sorry for you, good luck and strenght!
spinningrecords 14
I don’t understand how you can call her actions low when you know and love the quality that led to the action. What she did was efficient and within her wheelhouse, so get over it. It sucks that you have an aggressive cancer, but some people can’t do the emotional drain that goes with it.
JackWood 21
You picked the evil that you are now lamenting. You made irony.
RichardPencil 32
It is a dead-end relationship, literally. So much for consorting with evil!
Thaylok 17
Evil would be marrying you, not getting you full medical care you will need and then taking whatever estate you may have left. So, she is not doing herself NY favors. It is not wrong to want to have someone with you to the end. I hope you can see who your true friends are.
Brightside86 31
Emotionally that would be hard for her to deal with, if this was just a short term thing I'm not surprised.
missedhighfivemakessad 4
Translation: you loved when she was evil towards OTHER people. Now that’s it’s aimed at you it’s a problem
magnumpeyote66 6
least you knew she was awful. But hey play the im dying card at the bar. it'll probably get you laid