Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. I also found out from her husband that she has her nipples and nether regions pierced. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. She stole my wallet. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML
Today, I flew home to visit my parents. We haven't seen each other in two years, I've gotten a few tattoos done since, and I knew they wouldn't approve, so I bought whole new outfits that covered everything and looked professional. When I got there, the first thing my mom says to me is, "Is that a nose ring!?" FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "Son, I want you to suck upon my nipples of knowledge." FML
Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML
Today, my mom told me that she had great news: we were going to meet my biological parents. I didn't know I was adopted. FML
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Top comments
diet_otaku 0
this site really needs a "what's the big deal?" button.
zabeth_fml 0
OMG NOT PIERCINGS NOOOOO! ...Seriously. So what?
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Comments (108)
skb_fml 0
what the **** is wrong with that? piercings are a personal choice, maybe you don't understand why she got them but that doesn't make her any less of a good person or give you any less reason to be proud in future that she is your mother. i mean, she may not be what you were expecting, but give her a chance before you write her off for sticking herself with pieces of metal. and has it ever occurred to you that maybe she did that when she was young and has just never bothered to remove them?
yati 0
Don't worry. She is not going to breast feed you.
EcGyMz 0
uh ok. this Is a really bad fml
RespondomaticMan 0
You're a full grown woman meeting your mother for the first time. Can you really say you are surprised that her nipples and pussy are pierced? You're one of those people of whom certain mother jokes actually apply to.
jesser_fml 0
THAT IS SO AWESOME
helios_rex 0
That's hot!
Hummingbird114 0
Once again, FML needs a "who cares?" button. Honestly. Just be happy you met your mom. Why does it matter what she pierces? It's her body. Get over it.
Starsmydog 0
Get over your self, my sister is still looking for hers and I am still looking for my brothers
Hissora 0
At least she's not a *****.
dramakat11 0
Everyone who said "fml" is an idiot. WHO THE **** CARES???????!!!!!!!! Are you like judging your mom? If so you are a MAJOR BITCH OP. Mind your own business. Or, are you actually immature enough to be grossed out at someone even mentioning your mom's ******....Are you in kindergarten? Grow the **** up. I swear if I ever have to read another dumbfuck whining about having to buy their dad condoms or hear about their parent's sex lives or something it'll be too soon.
Ryan8878 21
Maybe the husband should have kept that information private? Perhaps he should have minded his own business? I swear, did everyone miss the point of this FML? OP is disgusted/ embarrassed that the husband was disgusting enough to let that tid bit of information out during the OP's first meeting with her mother. Smh!