Today, my boyfriend and I were roleplaying therapist and patient in bed. When I playfully asked him what bothered him, he told me his mother hates him and burst into tears. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to break down and cry because his mother hates me for unknown reasons. I walked in, gave him a long hug, and started sobbing. I then saw his mother. She was visiting him to complain about how terrible a person I am. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she had fantasies about throwing him out a window when he was a baby because she was so depressed and couldn't handle the stress. The worst part is he wants to get married. She'd be my mother-in-law. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend home, and I introduced him to my parents. Afterwards, I took him to my room so we could have some "bonding" time. Right as things got pretty intense, I heard my dad yell, "Stop faking, honey." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend, who’s a massage therapist, if he could help my mom with her chronic migraines by massaging her head and neck. My dad came home, saw them in the dimly lit room and knocked my boyfriend out cold for "touching his woman." My boyfriend dumped me and wants my dad arrested. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML
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Top comments
blinked_281 29
I see this as actually a good thing. He's obviously been holding this in. And guys tend to have a hard time talking about tough subjects. Of course, it ruined the mood, but there's always next time :)
mareehn 6
dude :(
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Comments (95)
mareehn 6
dude :(
sayyestothedress 24
I think you should've been the patient
BigLatchZatch 14
Bro... :(
mareehn 6
why?
possy 19
Abort mission!!!
cryssycakesx3 23
I don't know what's so turn onish about therapists though...
PoisonOrchid 21
A lot of people have that fantasy. I work in a crisis center and I can't tell you how many people are sexually inappropriate with their counselor/therapist. It's the same idea as teacher/student, doctor/patient. One is in power and providing care for the other.
blinked_281 29
I see this as actually a good thing. He's obviously been holding this in. And guys tend to have a hard time talking about tough subjects. Of course, it ruined the mood, but there's always next time :)
sonasonic 34
That's deep.
Just_A_Tree 20
Bottled up emotions are like a bomb about to go off. The kind of bomb that makes a ticking noise as it's counting down till the explosion. That random outburst is just a tick. Now that you know it's there, defuse the bomb. Try and help him with this, before it starts spilling out during a family reunion.
blinked_281 29
^ THAT was deep. Perfect description.
ChristianH39 30
2 and 11 hit the nail on the head. OP you should also be happy because it takes a lot of trust to confide that to someone, even if the circumstance is admittedly unusual (and hilarious). A lot of relationships never get to that level of intimacy.
Wakachulak 22
What's this? Adults commenting in FML? What is this site turning into?! Don't know, but I like it!
KitchKraft 21
The Pacific Ocean.
KitchKraft 21
That IS deep
Just_A_Tree 20
The kiddie pool is pretty deep too *blows up floatations devise* *puts on sunglasses* But I'm ready for it.
rockydify 22
Yeah, sex can wait.
DestinyNiya 33
Aww, hope you made him feel better.
icnburbbygrl 23
At least he didn't say that his mom hates you!
Drag0nb0rn 22
Actually I think this is quite a bit worse considering it's his own mother instead of it being just her boyfriends mother that she surely wouldn't have to hard a time avoiding
snakesinmyhair 3
This is important to know.
albertozeta_fml 9
Well, next time switch the roles.
Whotevah 8
Or change therapist to doctor ;)
PoisonOrchid 21
Definitely switch to Doctor. I feel like they were just asking for something like this to happen playing therapist/client.
may14th 26
maybe that was part of his role?
pooldude 24
Yah i am sure that's it! i have heard that crying is quite a panty peeler.
Wakachulak 22
21, it used to be...
Just_A_Tree 20
And that part of a relationship where you're there for more than fun, and happiness comes in. He's your boyfriend, and he needs someone to talk to. Guys feel too! And for it to come up during roll play shows that this has probably been weighing on him for a while.
Alecster21 5
I guess your not roleplaying anymore.
Dave_Davington 34
What about his not roleplaying anymore?
Indianboy9321 25
Her* If you're going to be that guy, which I don't disapprove of, at least make sure you're correct yourself.
Dave_Davington 34
Well damn, that's embarrassing. I can't believe I ballsed that up.
jeriaslovesyou 16
Aww that's really sweet that he opened up to you. It is really hard for guys to open up and that's priceless compared to sex. :)
gramirez23 9
Sex is almost priceless though, right?
IKickPuppiesHard 16
According to hookers and prostitution that would be false.