Disappointed
Austria 🌶️ Spicy
Quickie
Today, my 6-minute-long-shower lasted 3 times as long as the sex prior to it. Including foreplay. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Sooz
Abbotsford, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with praise for managing, for the first time ever, to stretch the act out to a full minute. FML
anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
Anonymous
Pass Christian, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML
cantgetitupcantgetiton
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Quickie
Today, I realized that the amount of time it takes my boyfriend to get an erection takes longer than the actual sex. FML
le_evan
Los Angeles, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Time waster
Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML
Anonymous
Ithaca, United States
Today, my mother told me to take a quick shower. When I got out, she told me I took too long, and now I have to pay the utilities bill. My shower was two minutes long. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Poor performance
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
letdown
🌶️ Spicy
Great timing
Today, I finally had sex with a coworker I’d been flirting with for nearly 2 and half years. The sex lasted less than 2 and a half minutes. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Standing to attention
Today, I told my girlfriend that for whatever reason I find it really difficult to orgasm stood up in the shower, she immediately demanded sex in the shower on the basis that without my orgasm maybe I’ll finally last long enough for her to orgasm first, or even at all. FML
Anonymous
Turkey 🌶️ Spicy
Romance is dead
Today, my girlfriend and I haven't had sex for a long time, so when she got out of the shower I was ready on our bed to finally do it. Her response? "Really? Now? I just got out of the shower." FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Did you have enough time to rub one out in the shower?
alex_jaguara 33
Sometimes no sex life is better than a bad one. Damn I am lucky.
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RichardPencil 32
Did you have enough time to rub one out in the shower?
alex_jaguara 33
Sometimes no sex life is better than a bad one. Damn I am lucky.
genuinegoodguy 9
Now that is sad and definitely something to work on.
bloopaloop 27
Well if you’re getting paid for it that’s pretty good!
TCRII 30
Let the shower get steamy hot, then jump in for 30 seconds. Now your sex will be 4 times as long as a steamy hot shower. Problem solved - you are welcome.
sickerthanyou 13
I don’t know what you complain about, lasting 2 minutes should be a complement!
Jonkbaby 23
Solution? take longer showers