Today, I was watching The Walking Dead while in bed, when I heard a noise in the kitchen. I told myself I was just imagining things. Several hours later, as I was getting ready for sleep, I found out I'd actually been robbed. FML
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MrConcise 35
Maybe you should've watched CSI or Cops, then you would've taken it seriously.
JGKLassiter 6
At least you're safe! A life is priceless, the items robbed are irrelevant and can be replaced.
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MrConcise 35
Maybe you should've watched CSI or Cops, then you would've taken it seriously.
iLike2Teabag 27
You can say OP got robbed cause she was a little too... ... Tuned in. YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH!
Wiringify 22
Nope.
teentee401 37
That's...that's not a pun in this context.
Slow_Walker 7
oh don't you worry... I've instructed the police how to investigate my case :)))) they laughed and left though :)))))
JGKLassiter 6
At least you're safe! A life is priceless, the items robbed are irrelevant and can be replaced.
FBellesLife 15
Very true, but unfortunately not everything is replaceable. OP, maybe it's time to check if the doors and windows are locked, regardless if you are or aren't in the house, could have been worse. FYL but YDI.
niallo 23
I disagree. If you catch someone robbing your house, unless you're really big, the chance is they'll attack you. A life is more important then stuff, even if it's irreplaceable. FYL
184886837272837 32
#11 she kinda said the same thing? That a life is more important than the stuff getting stolen? You're right about how odds are you might get attacked but that's kinda irrelevant to her comment.
niallo 23
31. I agree, but I was replying to 8 who was talking about stuff not being replaceable. I forgot to tag the person I was replying too. My bad.
Ichiya 29
You don't get attacked if you blow their brains out with a shotgun.
Slow_Walker 7
or if you hit them in the brain with something sharp :)
TADspace 30
Where is Rick Grimes when you need him?
NotGabe 28
Taking care of stuff, doing thangs.
Chiara92_fml 32
Or Daryl Dixon. He has a crossbow!
FluffyPandas156 13
trying to find Carl
oathkeeper99 31
You mean Coral.
SauceySarah 30
Caaaaarrrrrrrlllll.
lilmeeha 9
Did they steal your food?
Slow_Walker 7
Good idea... Should keep some poisoned food in the fridge, just in case :)
ifoundwaldo123 12
That really sucks, but #2 is right. It could have been worse, but at least you weren't harmed.
MrConcise 35
Rob(bed) Zombie?
Mean_Girl 5
Who knows what they would have done if you caught them in the act. At least you're safe. I hope there is no extensive damage OP.
emeraldisle 30
I bet the robbers were zombies.
Noheartbeat 19
My biggest fear. 3:10 AM Looks like i'm not sleeping anytime soon! FYL
onlychildFTW 34
Good news is you were imagining it being a walker. Had it been a walker you'd either be one or dead by being eaten alive.