rj93
United Kingdom
Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
crap
Mansfield, United States
Today, I realized that if you are dreaming that you have diarrhea, you probably have diarrhea. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Number one or number two?
Today, I found out that the myth about what happens when you dream you're going to the toilet is not entirely untrue. At least for me. FML
watersport
United States
Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML
Anonymous
Aspley, Australia
No shit
Today, I had a dream that I was having one of the best poops of my life. I woke up feeling very content and relaxed, until I rolled over and realised it wasn't a dream. FML
Anonymous
Randolph, United States
You sleep in your pants?
Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML
Oh, piss
United States
Nature calls
Today, I had a ridiculous dream where I was taking a piss that seemed to last forever, all while my sister was listening in and making sarcastic comments about it. I then woke up and immediately did the exact same thing, except with no sister making sarcastic comments about it. Not that it made it any better. FML
Anonymous
Norwalk, United States
Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML
JustADream
United States
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
Anonymous
Dunedin, New Zealand
Today, I learned that you can be so sleep deprived that you sleep through your alarm, a construction crew outside your house, and your bladder completely voiding itself. FML
Courtney
Nearly did a Jimi Hendrix
Today, I had a dream in which I was throwing up. Turns out it wasn’t a dream and I woke up to puke all over the bed. FML
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DaFudge 6
I think that this has happened to everyone once in their life.
OMGIFOUNDWALDO 6
it doesn't work that way when you dream about having sex :(
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DaFudge 6
I think that this has happened to everyone once in their life.
ih82bl8 2
Nope, never happened to me
tellithowitis 13
Well no one cares..
XxDevilxXGt 26
Happened to me once as a kid, but the brain would learn after that not to pee for real while peeing in a dream. I do it plenty with no worries now, just gotta tell yourself before you sleep, don't pee. :P
Vasin_fml 15
How come that doesn't work for sex dreams?
AlliJoKoKoMo 0
I learned this when I was 5
datguyuno 5
"When you poop in your dreams, you poop for real" -Peter Griffin from Family Guy
indianguyinuk 12
at #39 last week i learned if you dream you are coming, you most likely are coming.
pepelittle9 0
U-U yep happene to me in 3rd grade
fthislyfe 22
It's weird cuz I dream of having a piss like a hundred times but I still feel the urge to piss and then I realize that it's a dreamy piss and I have to move my ass to the bathroom to have an actual piss.
KJON 0
I hate that, you pee and never get relieved in the dream until your body says **** it lol
xoconnie 8
yeah...crap happens. also, if u see a toilet in ur dream that is a warning sign soo next time WAKE UP! that is so embarressing by the way lol, hopefully you werent sleeping with anyone in the bed :X
sweettpie129 11
#68 inception
Sebastian_NG 17
Dun worry OP its even worse when you dream you're farting but in reality you're having diarrhea
Choose_Wisely 5
See? Dreams do come true!
LolFMLnot 10
Omg that happened to me before :O When i was a kid, but it does feel good ;) gotta admit that.
Feklfekl2222 32
It still happens to me if I don't take a piss before bed
TheDeadlyTurtle 7
When I need to piss when I'm sleeping I get a boner until I wake up and can use the washroom. My body is brilliant! But my momma says I'm special.
bingababe 16
Happened to me when I was pregnant, with my husband sleeping beside me :-/ had to wake him up to change the bed, I lied and said I'd spilt my glass of water lol. He still has no idea what really happened!!!
Jammy01jams 2
I'll admit it online. I am 16 and this happened! Lol I don't have any issues. It only happened once and I had drank like 4 bottles of water beforehand. Oh god was it envbaressing. Piss before bed now. It felt super good btw.
mason_sweat 0
FML within an FML...this is almost as good as inception O.O
nekros_fml 5
What you never woke up cumming? I have. Best dreams ever!
TheDeadlyTurtle 7
Everyone's thumbing up my boner Lol
RawrNom 0
it's happened to me. damn dreams! lmao
evamusical 12
Weird... I've had so many dreams in wich i was peeing, but never wet my bed... I always wake up just in time.
RawrForYaoi 0
If this works . . . How come when people dream about winning the lottery it doesn't come true >:c
TheDeadlyTurtle 7
Ur supposed to use the numbers on the winning ticket in ur dream ^^
RuskiManBearPig 4
39 your comment was so funny I put rofl instead of lol. U should be proud.
tx_beast 5
Especially when you start new sleeping meds.
Chris93Jones 20
nope.
OMGIFOUNDWALDO 6
it doesn't work that way when you dream about having sex :(
Carbonation 0
Who needs sex when you can have amazing orgies in the bubblegum forest?
ShroomsOnAcid 17
It seems when you dream about shit happening to you, it actually is, but when you dream about something wonderful, you wake up to a big steaming pile of disappointment.
False_Stupidity 42
^ That stinks..
ChrisTheCalm 9
Yeah.. And at Tylenol island?
AshleighNason 24
agreed
CookieMonstr19 0
"When You Poop In Your Dreams... You Poop For Real" -Peter From Family Guy :))
rcbarnes 24
True, indeed!
dragonstrike94 8
Wet dreams do sometimes make one .... Finish well that's what I heard never had one mehself
nhuda 4
Dreams are sort of your subconscious lol.
chiddy_bang71 0
Good diagnosis, doctor.
Lemuel_fml 5
Brilliant, sherlock.
TheDeadlyTurtle 7
Watson! I solve the crimes! Now get me a latte!
Omfgitsmia 15
That happens to me atleast once a year.
BountyBass 13
Happens me when I drink absinite
Feklfekl2222 32
Absinite=absinthe???
awagh666 14
Yeah, happens to me when i drink kryptonite. Kryptonite = (whisky+tequila+beer) YEAH!!!!!
franniedottp 8
That happened to me in the summer. My mom thought I was drunk.
littlericht 3
Get a life!!!
TurdTickler4eva 0
Hahaha i hope ur not in highschool or something
tellithowitis 13
I can't stop laughing at your picture
TurdTickler4eva 0
Whats wrong with my pic?
EvilPotato 15
Everything. Jokes.
All_Blacks 2
You gotta love those FatBooth pictures.
FUUUandyourmom 16
Hahahaa, those Fatbooth pictures are hilarious!
HetaliaFreak 10
Unless you're at a friend's party and are showing a picture to a cute guy and he assumes it Fatbooth.....
LiveLaughFML 10
Imagine if Turd says "that's not Fatbooth" lol =)
TurdTickler4eva 0
Um i dont know about all you weirdos on fml but i dont piss the bed still sorry only people that piss themselves are old people,babies and piss lovers
hahahahepicfail 0
5- love your pic :D
Person1233 13
I'm glad the same thing doesn't apply to when you're dreaming of raping somebody. The jailtime I would be serving...
TurdTickler4eva 0
Wow what a turd tickler
Person1233 13
I can't help it. My subconscious has a mind of its own!
Cisco777kid 0
That's ****** disturbing but somehow still a Lil funny lol
pookberry 4
So you're the guy in my nightmares?
purpleman321 4
Happens to me every damn year.
icefshng8 9
I used to have dreams of running away from monsters, and then random doors would appear, and it was ALWAYS a bathroom. By the time I realized what was happening, it was always to late! -__-
roberij06 0
Happens to me like twice a year
CuteDumBlonde64 11
Don't worrie, it happens to the best of us in some point of our lives:(
HetaliaFreak 10
*worry
ThatGenericGuy 6
71 you should read her username...
roseXthorns 8
OMG HETALIA!!! sry.
twofirstnames 12
Haha I remember when I was little that happened to me, then I blamed it on the dog... Haha, but it's ok OP, don't be embarrassed it happens to a lot of people. As you can tell in some of the comments.
GypsyRover 0
OMG! Ur dog! So,ur young and in to dogs? ... ... ... Ok.
twofirstnames 12
Umm no... I said that when I was little I had a dream like that and I peed the bed. I didn't want to get in trouble so I blamed the dog for peeing in the bed. I don't know wtf you got out of that comment. :/