Today, after a 7-year dry spell, I finally got laid. The downside? It was in my dreams and involved a character from My Little Pony forcing itself on me. Now I hate that fucking stupid show more than ever. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after more than a year of being single, I finally had sex. Unfortunately, it was only in a dream, and after we finished, he told me that I'm terrible in bed. Even my dream-lover is a dick. FML
Today, I woke up after having a dream which included sex with a very hot guy. I realized it's about time I get laid, because the hot guy was Brock from Pokémon. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
Today, I was about to hook up with my crush, but he turned out to have a micro penis and couldn’t even get it hard. Then I woke up. I can’t even get laid properly in my dreams. FML
Today, I dreamed that I was making out with a cute girl. Just as I was about to take it to the next level, she suddenly burst into tears and said, "I'm sorry, I can't do this." I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Today, after six long, hard years of involuntary celibacy, I was finally about to get laid. Except it was just a dream, and in it my mom stormed in just as things got heated, called me a useless cunt, and told me to go do my chores. I guess my brain forgot I moved out years ago. FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML
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SkyGuy32 17
Maybe you're just subconsciously a brony.
ZeroDying 11
I had the same dream but with Elmo ...
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SkyGuy32 17
Maybe you're just subconsciously a brony.
Welshite 40
Nothing wrong with being a brony. I have pictures of the ponies on my walls, and they tell me bedtime stories every night. OP is just in denial.
adrian1910 15
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That show is for little girls, any guy who watches it lost my respect.
Seamus Delaney 6
Don't need your respect. Still will love and tolerate the shit outta ya.
Welshite 40
That's ok. I never needed your respect to enjoy certain shows.
devildog562 33
My daughter wishes she loved my little pony as much as me. Welshite, do you have a custom made twilight from build-a-bear? I know I'm rocking it !
lnheritance 19
Our minds do wonders. Personally I dream of zombie apocalypse's.
doctorhook86 25
#13: I don't think anybody (anywhere?) cares much if they have your respect, bro.
ThatDamHuntress 20
Because Everyone Cares about a Random Guys Respect. Get a Life.
THERMALSCOPES13 3
I hope all bronies are publicly executed
Seamus Delaney 6
Will never happen. Even with your hate of Us, We will still love and tolerate ya.
Retaheki 27
What's up with the FML team? First Shrek FMLs, now MLP FMLs, what's next, Call of Duty FMLs? The team is really diving into 4chan or something.
Hummmph 8
Here here.
Axle_Bloodwolf 6
I would like to point out that I watch this show, with my daughter, and though I am not a brony or a clopper (some one who sexualizes the my little pony show) I do happen to enjoy it. And I don't need your respect about it to feel good with myself
ajs1987 15
What is a "brony?" It sounds like something you should avoid.
Seamus Delaney 6
A "Brony" is any adult who loves. and appreciates "My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic"
PokemonMaster0 15
Subconsciously? This is more than subconscious. He has entered clopper territory.
RogueWarrior869 23
@118 A brony is fan of the My Little Pony series. Normally a name used by male fans, but from what I've seen, females also prefer using it instead of pegasister. Unless you're into/okay with highly nsfw pony works, cloppers are the ones you'd want to avoid.
SkyGuy32 17
Being a brony is perfectly fine in my opinion, but being a clopper is not ok.
ajs1987 15
@127 Is it just little boys who are bronies or are there grown men who are in to that show too? That's kinda weird to think about.
ThatDamHuntress 20
#131 Grown Men.
mnb1998 15
Yup I love dreaming about zombies and the apocalypse ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
kittykat1501 31
16 I do! It sings the theme song
PotatomanIsReal 9
#131 Yes, there are little boy bronies. I know a few irl
crack229 19
that's really gay
bl865ood 17
Doesn't matter, had sex.
jigglypuff34 16
That's debatable.
BlondePsycho 43
I was going to make a reply about how pathetically wide a net he's casting for his definition of sex but that seems cheap.
Jason89 16
they definitely hit the hay ... didn't they?
catchingzzzzzz 10
I hope you were quoting SNL here... "I just had sex"
casey_ct 10
still counts had sex!
KitchKraft 21
My friend accidentally yelled that to someone who told him that they had kinda had sex but it was actually a rape case.
pubeboy 16
Did you get bonied by a pony?
Sandsh8rk 36
He said a character, not specifically one of the mane 6. It could have been Iron Will ;)
Seamus Delaney 6
Naw. Bulk Biceps. "YYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!"
Araj_Hs 19
You should be glad it was not someone from 'Planet of Apes'. HAH!
ThatDamHuntress 20
What if it was one of the Humans.
aguynamednick 20
bony the pony
ZeroDying 11
I had the same dream but with Elmo ...
BlondePsycho 43
Elmo does seem like that type, right? Glad it's not just me
LostInTheZone11 29
I had one with one of girls from the Total Drama series.
MidnaLink 35
I would do Leshawna or Gwen! Who's your pick?
LostInTheZone11 29
Actually it was Samey (Sammy) from this past season.
MidnaLink 35
Oh, never watched after Island.
dannnngthatsux 19
#20, Gwen!
sneeuwbal 6
Have you ever been tickled on the inside? Stop touching me, Elmo!
WavRace 14
"My little pony, you'll always be in my dreams."
Sandsh8rk 36
Wasn't it "You'll always be in my heart"?
WavRace 14
But it's not in OP's heart, it's in his dreams.
MMSINCsidecars 9
At least you know you're not a brony now.
Migole 36
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"That ******* stupid show". Sorry but YDI. I'm not a giant fan but it's a whole lot better than most kid's shows on air right now. No need to put it down because you can't get over a stupid dream. P.S. Yes I know that my icon is from the show, but it's a parody on the "Gaaay seal" that I thought was funny :)
Darkness_Hate 29
As far as I know we can dislike a show..even if for some people it's not really "polite"
UhHuhHoney 20
#9 you must be a blast at parties, I can just tell.
Retaheki 27
Aw damn, some girl on the internet told me I can't dislike a show, I gotta start watching My Little Pony.
19990231 29
In the closet brony, it's okay.